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Cocaine is less addictive than nostr.

Thank you for sharing the importance of highly addictive activities. We are all here because we care and don’t want to see your condition worsen.

Nic 8mo ago

I'm, I'm Nic and I'm addicted to acquiring more sats & posting on nostr. It has drastically affected my life, with my wife often saying "you're always smiling at your phone, who are you talking to?".

What a wonderful thing bloomscolling is.

Thank you for sharing that it means a lot to the ⭕️

Nic 8mo ago

You forgot to add stunning before brave

You are so right thank you for being so mindful and present

Who's this guy?

A stunning and brave inspiration for you

Thank you for this gift. I will cherish it as a cautionary tale for my children.

Dial 1800-IDGAF for any support 🫂

Thursday 5∞ 8mo ago

I used to be a heroin addict until I found nostr. I was better off on heroin

OgFOMK ArTS 8mo ago

This is from the My Pillow guy. It's his audio book.

Click here https://bit.ly/44mCP8b to download/listen to your FREE copy of Mike Lindell’s audio book What Are the Odds? From Crack Addict to CEO.

OgFOMK ArTS 8mo ago

I haven't listened to it but I have downloaded it.

So far my phone hasn't exploded.

I'll listen to it at work in the field on Monday.

It's true. I'm on Nostr every day, but only chew coca every so often.

Cocaine high - 15-30 minutes

Nostr high - 24 hours

Listen buddy there's nothing to talk about. I protest this intervention.

https://video.nostr.build/da452d3b0f98e1caa21af3501fc4ea30e923406ba3433bdf91cee82dffb5d60e.mp4

The first stage is denial don’t worry we will get through it

That dude definitely got through it 😂

When the cure is worse than the disease.

My friend used to always say: “if you keep the bar low, you’ll never be disappointed” 🫡

My bar is on the ground does that mean I've attained enlightenment?

Were you doing deadlifts? The point is to get it off the ground

TIL I need to lift the bar during deadlifts

It was a shock to me too.

When they said "go to the gym" they never specified what you ought to DO when you're there.

I get to the gym and then I shitpost on nostr from there. Was I doing it wrong all this time?

My heavy lifts include zapping GM notes and laughing at memes while just dropping a like.

Another heavy gym user over here 🤝💪

Me at the gym

Strong 💪😂

Me posting progress pics after one session at the gym

Back in the day, when I still used Facebook, a friend of a friend would always tag himself at the gym. Every single day. With a caption: getting ready to crush it or something similar. And right after, he would tag himself at Burger King or similar. One day he took a bathroom selfie of him bare chested. A girl commented under the pic: “you’re in terrible shape for someone who goes to the gym everyday”. Brutal 😂

I'd delete account

Right away. Delete. And never go back to the same school 😂

I’d delete myself

Another person who just went to the gym without knowing what to do there 🤭🤭🤭

Sats? Is that you??

We can definitely rule out that this guy isn’t mcd

😂😂😂

Yeah that’s node with his bike after these HIIT sessions

🤭🤭🤭

Damn, goals.

utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻 8mo ago

What else you gonna do during rest

That’s the part I missed. I thought that was all that I was supposed to do at the gym

Like, just live at the gym.

https://video.nostr.build/456d03ebee99e38230a4f8002afdf58abfcaee3a90ba24adc6704dc858fad919.mp4

How the ⭕️ trains vs how mcd trains

That guy's got an ASS

wut lol

You have too many of these and it’s concerning 😂

I keep deleting my own memes.

I just spread the poison😂

Autumn Sun ☀️🌘☯️ 8mo ago

Yeah, he must really work out

Autumn Sun ☀️🌘☯️ 8mo ago

Nailed it.

Yoooooo🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

What type of martial art do you do again? Is it judo?

It's called whoop ass

LOL bitch! here I am asking a thoughtful question after digging deep into my enormous brains memory

Whoop ass 😒

I don't think I ever saw a post but something tells me krav maga

Hahahaha 😂🤣

But really it's Ed Parker's American Kenpo Karate

😂😂

I was told to hit the gym but now my hand hurts

You guys remember this intervention? 😂

Paulie 😂

No what is this? lol

They did an intervention on Christopher because his drug addiction was affecting the business. They were told to be non confrontational. Paulie just tells him he’s a disgrace and starts beating him up.

Is Paulie that guy from Laguna beach?

You're thinking of Paulie D from Jesrsey Shore?

Gym, Tan, Laundry 🤙

Yeaaaaaa him lmao I couldn’t fucking remember the name! 🤣