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ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt 10mo ago

My cats for me.

Lucky fucks.

Noshole 10mo ago

Right? Like your job in life is to be cute and sleep

ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt 10mo ago

And let others touch your fuzz once in while. Lol

Sarah⚡️ 10mo ago

Same but it’d be my cats , cats don’t do blind loyalty when mistreated

Noshole 10mo ago

True😂

maven leo 10mo ago

My dogs 🐶 nap whenever they want 😂

Noshole 10mo ago

Same with mine! They sleep in bed with us at night and lay out in the sun or do their zoomies all day

maven leo 10mo ago

My chocolate lab sleeps in my bed. He’s the youngest, he’s my little baby 🐶

The others sleep in their beds

Noshole 10mo ago

Awww what a lucky boy

maven leo 10mo ago

He’s my baby boo 🐶

₿harat 10mo ago

Me too. He’s living the dream.

Noshole 10mo ago

Lucky damn dogs 😂

UNCLE ROCKSTAR 10mo ago

your dogs don't post on Nostr

Noshole 10mo ago 💬 1

That’s true. I do it for them, but they get to eat wagyu almost every day😂

StellarStoic 10mo ago

A part of their lifestyle you'll get when you get old.

Noshole 10mo ago

Yeah I just don’t wanna wait that long 😂🫂

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nobody 10mo ago

My cats for me. All they do is sleep, eat, hunt, fight and fuck.

Noshole 10mo ago

Like why are they out here living OUR best lives rent free?

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nobody 10mo ago

I definitely understand why the Egyptians held them as gods.

Noshole 10mo ago

Bahaha yup. They live like gods (at least ours)

imnuso 10mo ago

You’ll never be able to lick your own noshole so no. I’m sorry

Noshole 10mo ago

I’m still gonna try 😂

imnuso 10mo ago

And we love you for it 🤗

Noshole 10mo ago

And I love yall for loving me trying to lick my own butthole🫂

imnuso 10mo ago

We're here for you. One day you will achieve your dream and we will sing and dance and celebrate in the sign of Uranus.

Noshole 10mo ago

This is why I love nostr. Notes like this😂

imnuso 10mo ago

🫂😂

Freedom Tech 10mo ago

And I thought you wanted to be a bat.

https://pfp.nostr.build/e0c33c2c1119a3bc3c40ab84e85a37c33b3b2a11ba6336ee56ebbbb79a6e7b1f.webp

Noshole 10mo ago

I am a bat. With dogs.

Freedom Tech 10mo ago

ahh .. a bat jealous of the dog's life. 🥂

Noshole 10mo ago

Well…people tend to treat dogs better than bats. When I fly into someone’s house, they try to smack me with a broom. If my dogs walked into that house, they would get pets and treats

Freedom Tech 10mo ago

🤣🤣 Good point. 🫡

4e

Christopher V 10mo ago

Sounds a lot like Democritus!

Noshole 10mo ago

Did he say that? Damnit all the good sayings have already been said

Chip 10mo ago

💯. I strive to be a little more like lucie every day

Noshole 10mo ago

It’s honestly not a bad goal

CraigTheSpaceBum 10mo ago

"Doggie style"

Noshole 10mo ago

😂😂😂😂not what I meant

Sleventy3 10mo ago

Excited for treats

With unconditional love

What a way to live

#haiku

Noshole 10mo ago

How do you do that shit so quick? 😂

Sleventy3 10mo ago

It just slips right out

Wen great NOSTR note appears,

A haiku is born

#haiku

Noshole 10mo ago

Impressive 👏👏👏

Bitasso 10mo ago

mdma haiku

Sleventy3 10mo ago

🔥

Dr. Bitcoin, MD 10mo ago

I’d love to be able to lick that too but we generally don’t talk such things publicly.

Noshole 10mo ago

One day, I will be able to walk into a grocery store and try to lick my my own ass in public and nobody will judge me or kick me out anymore

Dr. Bitcoin, MD 10mo ago

We live in a prejudicial world

Noshole 10mo ago

It’s fucked

Neo ⚡️ 10mo ago

Can you dogs smoke weed? 😅

BitLo 10mo ago

Lazy

CTarian 10mo ago 💬 1

Some one to feed you, house you, and clean up after you and all you have to do is love unconditionally... Sounds ok.

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