All I really want out of life is the same lifestyle my dogs already have.

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My cats for me.

Lucky fucks.

Right? Like your job in life is to be cute and sleep

And let others touch your fuzz once in while. Lol

Same but it’d be my cats , cats don’t do blind loyalty when mistreated

True😂

My dogs 🐶 nap whenever they want 😂

Same with mine! They sleep in bed with us at night and lay out in the sun or do their zoomies all day

My chocolate lab sleeps in my bed. He’s the youngest, he’s my little baby 🐶

The others sleep in their beds

Awww what a lucky boy

He’s my baby boo 🐶

Me too. He’s living the dream.

Lucky damn dogs 😂

your dogs don't post on Nostr

That’s true. I do it for them, but they get to eat wagyu almost every day😂

A part of their lifestyle you'll get when you get old.

Yeah I just don’t wanna wait that long 😂🫂

My cats for me. All they do is sleep, eat, hunt, fight and fuck.

Like why are they out here living OUR best lives rent free?

I definitely understand why the Egyptians held them as gods.

Bahaha yup. They live like gods (at least ours)

You’ll never be able to lick your own noshole so no. I’m sorry

I’m still gonna try 😂

And we love you for it 🤗

And I love yall for loving me trying to lick my own butthole🫂

We're here for you. One day you will achieve your dream and we will sing and dance and celebrate in the sign of Uranus.

This is why I love nostr. Notes like this😂

🫂😂

I am a bat. With dogs.

ahh .. a bat jealous of the dog's life. 🥂

Well…people tend to treat dogs better than bats. When I fly into someone’s house, they try to smack me with a broom. If my dogs walked into that house, they would get pets and treats

🤣🤣 Good point. 🫡

Sounds a lot like Democritus!

Did he say that? Damnit all the good sayings have already been said

💯. I strive to be a little more like lucie every day

It’s honestly not a bad goal

"Doggie style"

😂😂😂😂not what I meant

Excited for treats

With unconditional love

What a way to live

#haiku

How do you do that shit so quick? 😂

It just slips right out

Wen great NOSTR note appears,

A haiku is born

#haiku

Impressive 👏👏👏

mdma haiku

🔥

I’d love to be able to lick that too but we generally don’t talk such things publicly.

One day, I will be able to walk into a grocery store and try to lick my my own ass in public and nobody will judge me or kick me out anymore

We live in a prejudicial world

It’s fucked

Can you dogs smoke weed? 😅

Lazy

Some one to feed you, house you, and clean up after you and all you have to do is love unconditionally... Sounds ok.

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