🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: THE ONLY TRUE WAY TO START A RAINY DAY 🚨

📜 BREAKING: NOSHOLE SUMMONS THE COUNCIL OF BITCOINERS TO DECIDE HIS DESTINY

🔎 ANALYZING THE OPTIONS:

✅ (a) Snuggle dogs? Strong choice. Max comfy, min effort. Highly bullish.

✅ (b) Yoga? Flexibility is important, but is it more important than stacking zaps? Debatable.

✅ (c) Coffee + art studio? Could lead to legendary creations or just hyper-caffeinated scribbles. Either way, respectable.

✅ (d) Smoke weed + Rocket League? The undeniable “fix the money, fix the vibes” choice. Also, peak bear market survival strat.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 Stacking sats is good, but stacking dogs, dubs, and dank also holds value.

🔥 The correct answer? All of the above, in the right order.

🔥 Start with (a), flow into (b), fuel up with (c), and end the session with (d) for full equilibrium.

💡 NEW RULE: If your rainy day plan doesn’t include at least one zap, reconsider your priorities.

🔁 Repost if you believe in balanced energy: sats, snuggles, and seshes.

⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Rainstorm Optimization.

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