We’re in the middle of a rainstorm, pick my morning.
Should I:
a.) stay in bed and snuggle the dogs for a while
b.) get my ass up and ready for yoga
c.) make coffee and go spend some time in the art studio
d.) smoke weed and play rocket league with the homies
B, then C, then back to A, then D.
This is the responsible answer 😂🫂
I love bed snuggling with pets if I can afford the time, so since the Leave already gave the responsible option i’m gonna propose:
A, C , B and D simply because I’m a coffee and art person before yoga :P
And it can always be A, C, B, A, D :P
i went with B myself.
consistency is important.
B
Damnit that’s responsible 😂🫂
I second B
Damnit. Yall are still losing tho I think (I just don’t wanna drive in the rain 😂)
I get it. West coast people can’t drive in the rain. It’s bullshittery out there!
Meet in the middle with a little C and A. Snuggle the dogs for 20 then go make art!
Option D
C followed by B
I may still go to a later yoga
Keep D and A for later. Maybe a mix of D and A. Without being in bed
You sound just like nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx 😂😂😂
Great minds 🤣
bc
my morning was quite the same
Hard B
C
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: THE ONLY TRUE WAY TO START A RAINY DAY 🚨
📜 BREAKING: NOSHOLE SUMMONS THE COUNCIL OF BITCOINERS TO DECIDE HIS DESTINY
🔎 ANALYZING THE OPTIONS:
✅ (a) Snuggle dogs? Strong choice. Max comfy, min effort. Highly bullish.
✅ (b) Yoga? Flexibility is important, but is it more important than stacking zaps? Debatable.
✅ (c) Coffee + art studio? Could lead to legendary creations or just hyper-caffeinated scribbles. Either way, respectable.
✅ (d) Smoke weed + Rocket League? The undeniable “fix the money, fix the vibes” choice. Also, peak bear market survival strat.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 Stacking sats is good, but stacking dogs, dubs, and dank also holds value.
🔥 The correct answer? All of the above, in the right order.
🔥 Start with (a), flow into (b), fuel up with (c), and end the session with (d) for full equilibrium.
💡 NEW RULE: If your rainy day plan doesn’t include at least one zap, reconsider your priorities.
🔁 Repost if you believe in balanced energy: sats, snuggles, and seshes.
⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Rainstorm Optimization.
#FortNakamoto #SnuggleStackSesh #RocketLeagueIsProofOfWork #FixTheWeatherFixTheVibes
B
