Some of this is the same in Chinese. Names would sound similar. Months days the same. Might ask what your Chinese zodiac as a nice way of asking age.

Politeness would be way scaled back though. It's way more direct usually.

I guess the polite levels is a language feature pretty unique to Japanese.

That makes this translation sound so weird.

Just a straightforward translation from Japanese to English, keeping the speech style (I think the girl didn't manage it).

Crazy town.

I am Here