Testing. Please ignore.
私は猫です。 私は猫の事をします。 ソフトウェアエンジニア、アマチュア管理者、マウスのチェザー。 Apple製品の不正なユーザー.
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I am a dog! Sniff sniff, bark bark bark!!!
nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w nostr:npub12rze589jx0gg6kslkjfl2gxxkhtlw73t5shyve5qrglrv6c2qflqejj7ns I need someone to translate this. Don’t speak dog.
Please try to avoid Google translate when translating japanese. This is fine but sounds awkward, and you can tell it's machine translation (or someone who learned the language using machine translations).
This reads like I am a cat. **I** do the job of a cat. Software engineer, amateur (can't convey this in English, but the word is wrong) manager (? Did you mean sysadmin? If that's the case システム is required, people won't get it right away), chaser of mice (? ネズミを追う者 is perhaps what you're looking for). Unauthorized Apple user.