The after-dinner puke is like a kick in the balls, isn’t it?
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You spend a lot of time wondering if it was "too much excitement today?" or "not microwaved long enough?" 💀
I don’t have these problems yet, but it sounds fun af!
Oh, it’s the most rewarding punishment ever created.
Yikes. Can’t wait! We are scared to have kids but my wife and I want 5
Try having one first and see how it goes. 🤣
We have 3 dogs, so I know I can juggle responsibility, but I know kids are different. You can’t leave kids outside unsupervised for several hours like you can dogs.
Before age 5 can’t take your eyes off of them for ten seconds. Small children are suicidal maniacs and your only job is to keep them from killing themselves fifty times a day.
Fuck…
My youngest has decided to make a game of jumping from one couch to the other near a coffee table with sharp metal edges.
What it sounds like 
That sounds radical. We have a X Gamer in the making here.
Unfortunately, live and learn is often required with little humans (and adult ones)
I wanted 10 kids. Now I just want to sleep.
How many do you have?
One boy and one girl. Boy is 12 and girl is 10. There’s nothing better in the world, I promise.
5 wow that’s ambitious. Personally I want 2 or 3 but having a big family would be cool as-well! I’d just like to give more attention to 2-3 kids than spread my attention out to 5 as someone who was the oldest of a family of 7 (5 children) it’s not ideal.
Think about how many you can possibly fit in a vehicle at any given time because you will be shutting them everywhere. And packing for a trip will take you an entire day.
True but even in most trucks you can fit 5 people so 3 children is still fine. Anything over 3 is too much for me don’t want to have to buy an SUV 🤣. Personally I’d like to stick with two but I want a daughter and a son. So might go with three if that doesn’t happen with two.
Blessed is the man who’s quiver is full.