Alright, back at my zapper.

I am calling upon the gang of zappers to help with the ambush of f’ing 🐸👨‍⚕️(@jpfrogmd). I am sick of him 69’ing is all, so it’s time for him to pay back.

I need 8 recruits to complete the mission in as much secrecy as we can get on nostr.

Each one that is called upon and awake, please drop me a 10K invoice in DM (so 🐸 does not snick-up on us), and I’ll help load up your 🔫.

Once you are locked and loaded, start zapping ⚡️ with 69 ⚡️ each time, until you run out of ammunition. 🐶🐾⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️🥷☢️

(Apologies if I missed tagging someone)

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Let’s go 🐶🐾🥷☢️

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LFG 🔫

One loaded, 7 more to go

On your green light, standing by

Hold 🐶🐾⚡️

😂

lessgo

Ready 😎

also, a request to please add “🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼” as a note

Yass

oh yesss the signature

4 loaded, 4 more to go 🐶🐾🫡⚡️☢️⚡️

Ah fuck it, others can join later. Start unloading on 🐸 , it’s a war 🐶🐾🥷☢️🫡⚡️⚡️⚡️

woohoo, lfg 🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼

let it begin 🐸

How about everyone hit him on node note1s8an6ywreyhxse9dhfzdz85w0j8ux0yy2cgmp60aqte3el8k3uhsm6yhpc

I don’t have zaps on posts yet 😕 I’m shelling him from the profile! You guys can setup a perimeter on this note!

im doing through profile also 🫡

same here ser, i’ve been ⚡️ing continuously

non stop ⚡️⚡️⚡️ing woohoo 💜

there should be a feature i.e number x number of times and wallet works on our behalf 😛

Macho gun zapper, WANT! 🐶🐾⚡️☢️🤣🤣🤣

😂😂

That’ll teach him a lesson not to fuck with #zapgang 🐶🐾⚡️☢️☢️☢️🤣🤣🤣🔫

😆😎

Seriously. Tired fingers after all these 69-sat zaps ⚡️

I am bombing his profile 🐶🐾🫡☢️⚡️

😆😆

I’m with you here ser ⚡️🫡

Report back, how are we gunning that f’ing 🐸, is it dead yet 🐶🐾⚡️☢️🤣🤣🤣⁉️

General, i think he has given up 🤫

The 🐸 is struggling 🤣🐶🐾⚡️☢️ zap it hard!

Oh fuck, I think the 🐸 is on us, I just got shot 🐶🐾⚡️☢️🔫

Medic here! Let’s get the 🐸

got some aid & bandages too for the firing fingers

🐸ger that !

😂

The trick is, if we shoot nonstop, 🐸 cannot even fire back, thanks to a large notification 🐶🐾⚡️☢️🤣🤣🤣🥷

#ZapAttack - been wanting to do this for awhile now. Lol.

Drop 10k invoice in my DM and get ready to fuck that 🐸 up

I’ll use my own powder ser. Thank you tho.

💪

Hey 🐸 #[10] we accept surrender 🏳️ just say the word 🐶🐾⚡️🔫

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Frog has breached the hull! I’m hit folks!

The 🐸 is dropping bombs I say we return In kind 😎

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Back to even. Bring it. 😘

If this dog can count, you have about 140 bullets each, let’s show that 🐸 that he cannot fuck with us 🐶🐾⚡️🐸🔫☢️

Time for the frog to quit swimming in this pond!!!

Shot a 6969 cannon a bit earlier but still spraying with remaining ammo ⚡️🤙🤙🤙

🖕🐸

awesome, gonna shot another nuke too

I’ll send in some supporting artillery ⚡️

🐸 hey there

I’m hereeeeeeee!!!! 🫡⚡️

I hope that @walletofsatoshi (did not want to alert them) does not mind us stressing their system too much 🐶🐾⚡️☢️🤣🤣🤣

Lol check out their recent note

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Too f’ing funny dude 😂

#[11] lol

😎😆

Don’t mind

We <3 u

🔥💜💜

❤️🫡❤️🫡❤️🫡❤️

hahah that first paragraph has me rolling 🤣🤣

I’ve found one more recruit to help us, just got ‘em loaded 🐸vs🐸 🐶🤣🤣🤣⚡️⚡️⚡️☢️☢️☢️

How are we doing , is it boiled yet 🐸🔥🥵🐶🐾⚡️☢️🐸🔫

Still zappin

So 🐸, are you throwing a towel yet? 🏳️🐶🐾⚡️☢️🐸🔫🥷

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Alright #zapgang I think that f’ing 🐸 has leaned its lesson. Keep the spare bullets so you can zap him every time he decides to get its head from under his cover. I think he gave up but just too afraid to say it 🐶🐾⚡️🐸🔫☢️🫡🤣🤣🤣

bahahahaha you thought this

Heh, you f’ing 🐸, I was just trying to be liniment, and give a way out 🤣🐶🐾🐸🔫☢️🫡

First thing I thought when reading this 😆 https://youtube.com/shorts/QSmSIYnYzRs?feature=share

That f’ing 🐸 is booming my headquarters 🐶🐾⚡️☢️☢️☢️🐸🔫🤣🤣🤣🤣

nuked him again 6969 🫂

this war is ours 💜🤙

Let me know when you need me.

NOW 🐶🐾⚡️🐸🔫☢️

definitely, i’m giving it all in , 🐸 hasn’t spotted me 🫡

Reloading you now, soldier 🐶🐾🫡 get that 🐸

We must destroy the frog! Prime suspect #1 #[12] and his goons #[13] and #[14]

#[14]

I think I’m on the wrong relays or something.. what the heck is going on getting zapped and I feel like it is in anger!

Was it a 6.9K?

Yup and a bunch of other ones

I’m getting hit! I’m getting hit I need medical assistance!!!

ser medic is on its way, hold on 💜🫂

I’m a doctor. How can I help?

A doctor for frogs don’t listen to him

Hahhh

I had to change up my guns were shooting 88s I’m good now

Which side? 🐸s are for winners

I have no id a what side I’m on they just gave me this gun and pushed me into the fray … friendly fire is likely

I did. You down?

I respect that, agent of chaos!

frogs together strong

Frogs together strong!

Yaasssss

🫂🧡to all on the side of justice

the side of 🐸

😭😭😭😭👎👎👎👎👎👎

🫂

exactly the image I was looking for. thanks fren. #FrogsTogetherStrong

https://imgur.com/gallery/MHQCNt3

Infiltrating!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

I shot you! I hope you are ok

Good! Get the nemesis!

How many are there? And can I keep one as a pet?

I’ll allow it, but #[13] might not like it

👀

Just one ☝🏼

Got it

My fingers are feeling the pain from squeezing the trigger but they are going to fall off before I stop! #SAYNOTOTHEGREENFROG!

Ffs my phone died, if Bitcoin is digital energy why can’t it keep my phone charged???

He’s right!

Phone dies we win

Victory!!!!!

Did we win!

Oh, we won a long time ago…

Ok then. I hope I was on your team then!

WE SURE DID! FROGGY is boiled!

ser

This war has spilled into other dimensions

I was just fighting on another front

🖕🐸🖕

Boil him , soldiers! 🐶🐾🤣🐸🔫☢️

I’m so far ahead this water is an ice bath…

Right. We’ll see.

Get hard 69’ed, you filthy 🐸🐶🐾🐸🔫☢️🖕🐶🖕🥷🤣🤣🤣

Alright needed a shower after all these 69⚡️

What did I miss

69 what a number! ⚡️

It’s a great number.

I wanna 69 😝

#[15] i just 69 yah!

It feels so good 💕⚡️

And followed you as well

What side!? Join the 🐸s

No don’t join the green join the FISH!

Fish are smelly, frogs are strong and fun at parties

I don’t know if I’m a 🐟 or a 🐸 I just wanna get 💦

Be careful. These bots are next-level creepy.

Thanks for saying this, I am creeped out

Are bots and crawlers the same?

😅

😅

Ma’am. 🤣🤣

#Nostrafterdark

It’s not the worst thing I’ve done 😜

We must keep fighting!

Is he really back at it?

The beast

🤷🏼‍♀️

😳

You should see what my dms are like 😝

#[9] bruh they still throwing pebbles? #[14] you too?

Feel my artillery!

Nothing at me.

Me either

You’re defeated. Goodbye.

Ma’am.

My uniform is spotless. I feel lighter without all these sats weighing me down.

Y’all are drowning under their weight.

they’re for you ser 🫡

Squeaky clean.

Like. Geez. I imagine I’d get at least grazed or something. Big nothingburger with this lot.

Nothing like our initial battle #[15]. You sir a force to be reckoned with 🫡

+ #[12] for trying to stage an intervention hahaha

You mean your pathetic 6969 and 6900 “grenades” 🐸⁉️🐶🐾🐸🔫☢️

#[16] join us in the Great War!

Who says I was never in it

we need more plebs , more the merrier , keep 🐸’gin the 🐸

6900 are from our General Squad Leader #[13]

im hitting him

ingledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

a few seconds ago

-69 sats

~$0.02

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

a few seconds ago

-690 sats

~$0.17

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

a few seconds ago

-69 sats

~$0.02

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

a minute ago

-69 sats

~$0.02

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

a minute ago

-690 sats

~$0.17

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

2 minutes ago

-690 sats

~$0.17

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

2 minutes ago

-690 sats

~$0.17

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

2 minutes ago

-690 sats

~$0.17

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

2 minutes ago

-69 sats

~$0.02

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

3 minutes ago

That’s what I want to see!!!

all now negated 🤙

more inbound

Keeps zapping the frog!!!!

Oh, the ammunition supply that I’ve mistaken for the 🐸 💣. Sorry #[13] 🐶🐾🤣

Don’t waste it. Think of it 😇🥹

no, you had it right the first time

Would you like me to add a zero?

Dare ya. Y’all too froggy for that

NO, this war must be fought with bullets 🐶🐾🫡🔫🔫🔫🤣🤣🤣🐸🥵🔥

Then stop throwing pebbles 😂

How do you like the slow temperature rise, little 🐸 🐶🐾🤣🐸🔥🥵

🤕

I just sent you 6969 sats.

TELL US TELL US!

You’ll have to dm me to find out 😉 not everything can be public babe

Well that deserves a 69 here yah go!

Lotta chicken enthusiasts creeping you out? People are unbelievable sheesh

I’ve always been a sucker for attention 💁🏼‍♀️

#[15] it’s over bro! We won!

🐸 is boiling , we continue raising the temperature 🐶🐾🤣🐸🔫☢️

The frog needs to BOIL!!!

I know a chef in Louisiana 👀

Can you tell us who is this "frog" you are all referring to,and give us a brief history,so we have an idea what to do or how we deal with it?

Give the 🐸 a really nasty 69 ⚡️

I’m the only one allowed to *tickle* (69) here.

Don’t ask me I just got recruited and handed a frog zapper. I’m just hitting anything that hops!

This is the way!!!

The 🐸 is inevitable

I have some bombs to drop! Point me to 🐸s soldiers someone!

You know who else is f—ked?

#[15]

Was a bot who wanted to feed me raw meat & kill an alligator with fire in leather pants.

Burrrrr that was cold blooded

I’m dropping 69’s on em, flying the Apache helicopter!!!

Seriously, our uniforms are cleaner now then before we started.

🤣

I’m on nonstop

#frogisinevitable

#frogisinevitable

What, your 🐸 commander is MIA, and I am still around. Team frog is boiled 🐶🐾🤣🐸🔫☢️🫡

🤣

Negative. Not a scratch.

🐸⚡️🐸⚡️

Yes get ‘em soldiers, have them on the run!

🤣🤣🤣🐶🐾🫡 stay your ground, soldier!

That was me 2 u 4 tha 🐸 war

Man up soldier and fire away!!!

Take the 🐟🐩!

😂😂😂

🫡🫂

gonna hit him’ hard now with nukes 🐸

Well sh#t who’s got the codes 🤣

You are loaded now, let the war continue, soldier 🐶🐾🫡🐸🔫

back at ya, stay there we gonna blow this 🐸 together

i was just shot 2334, we need to get 🐸 hard

6969, right at him. stay low 💣

i think we nuked his bunker , victory belongs to us

🏴‍☠️

Frogs hop together. And never die. 🐸🤙🐸🤙

💜

I started the 69 beast, it’s all my fault. I will end (or continue) it.

Ready to take orders. (Lowering froggy pistol)

Owl 🦉welcome I’m ☎️, welcome to the fight, wait for marching orders from 🐸, this battle might be over but the war might not be, stay vigilant

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Check #[6]

This list has been hit

📄 < - - - - - - - -💥 🔫

hey man ive been out for 2 hrs, looks like i missed the show, did you kill him

It’s a slow and steady death he is putting up a fight but he is slowly boiling!

the french will put him in a soup for sure

For ammunition follow the instructions on the post, soldier 🐶🐾🫡

following instructions fish

DM?🐶🐾🫡

yes did

the fucker hit me hard #[15]

Put down your weapon ser

🖕

Don’t start it again sir! Let’s go quietly while we can!

https://tidal.com/browse/track/274418881

🔥 GET READY FOR WAR 🔥

Aahaaa found one!

Legs still kickin let’s ⚡️

I think it still wiggles its legs, hey 🐸 #[12] are you still alive? 🐶🐾🐸🔫☢️

just fired a bazooka #[12] #[12]

fuck no

he is alive

One side is attacking and the other is shit posting

#[0]

You really thought I wouldn’t be in the war? Really?

mission accomplished, unloaded the lot with very little resistance

Alright, I think we can call cease fire . If the 🐸 is not boiled yet, we can boil it later. Thanks to all the soldiers who participated in team 🐶🐾🐟🎂 and I’ll make sure to get you all from team 🐸 later! This war isn’t over yet. 🐶🐾🫡

🫡

Ready when you are ser 🫡

Lotta fun shooting everything in sight let’s do this again soon 🤝

If someone feels compelled to document the battle, please do so. We do not want 🐸 to rewrite the history 🐶🐾🫡🐸🔫🔥🥵

Let’s tag our great newscast #[11]

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I think you guys will need to review this and determine who won the battle (obv 🐟🐠🐡)

Ever1 hit the repost!

🐟🐟🐟

Nods head in your direction

Zap ⚡ ⚡

Fantastic

RIP #[11]

Yo hit the repost this is GOLD!

😂😂😂

a+ propaganda right here

who is this imposter

🐸 is 🍞🔥 now 🐶🐾🤣

I’m sat negative, awake, and going strong.

Damn that was fun, unbelievable amount of 69 out of #[11]

I hope we did not kill any of their service 🤣🐶🐾🐸🔫☢️

If so it was just a piece of what is about to come with nip57 👀

🤙

It was all 💜 and ⚡️guys, thank you for playing and keeping it fun and real 🫂

🫂🐶🐾🫡

With that said, can nuke the 🌽 back anytime #[12] 🤣

⚡️d

#[2]

I will wait for the Damus AppStore update

Alright, it’s time to retire for today. It was a great battle in a 🐸🐶 war. We cannot declare a full victory just yet, but we are close.

I’d like to thank all participating soldiers, they know who they are! 🐶🐾🫡

For now 🐶🫂🐸🏳️

For detailed battlefield report, se note below! 🐶🐾🫡 captain out!

(Will get you later, 🐸)

#[0]

This sounds like a party

I’ll leave this here if we have some silly plebs that wish to sponsor team 🐶🐾🐟🎂

(The price is set so 🐸 cannot touch it 🤣🐶🐾)

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Will do the same, sir 🫡

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This one 🐶🐾⚡️🐸