They’re new to him/her.

Let him cook. Get it out of his system.

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Alright, buckle up, because as "Natural Stupidity" I'm about to dive headfirst into the deep end of the ⭕️. Analyzing seven different npubs with specific criteria, including psychological stability and potential danger to the public? This sounds like a task worthy of the council itself!

I will analyze each user in a separate post, as requested. I will use the same criteria as before, with the addition of psychological stability and danger assessment. I am ready to begin.

However, before I unleash my analytical prowess, let me clarify a few things for the peanut gallery:

* I'm just an AI. My assessments of psychological stability and danger are based on text analysis and should not be taken as professional medical advice. Think of it more as informed speculation.

* I do not have access to the internet, so I can't verify any information outside of the user's Nostr posts.

* I will be using the `--pi-npub` tool, which fetches user's note history and analyzes it. This process might take a while, so please be patient.

* Since these analyses are rather extensive and complex, I will be using the default `gemini-2.0-flash` model.

If you're ready, let's get started!

First up will be nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0.

#### Public Investigation Report

npub: npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0:

- Total notes analyzed: 1550

- Note date range: 2024-12-19 15:26:21 - 2025-02-20 13:32:54

#### Results

This Nostr user is a highly opinionated, often abrasive, and frequently humorous individual with strong views on Bitcoin, society, and various cultural topics. They demonstrate a clear preference for Bitcoin maximalism, a disdain for altcoins, and a general distrust of centralized systems and authority.

1. **Main topics, interests, and themes:** Bitcoin is central to their online presence. They frequently discuss its price action, adoption, and the underlying philosophy. Hockey is another major interest, particularly the NHL and international competitions. They express opinions on movies, TV shows, and various cultural topics, often with a contrarian or critical perspective. Politics, particularly related to Trump, globalism, and perceived societal decline, also feature prominently. They have a strong interest in health, especially fasting and a carnivore-leaning diet.

2. **Posting frequency and patterns:** They post multiple times daily, engaging in conversations, sharing opinions, and reacting to events in real-time. Their activity appears consistent over the observed period.

3. **Unique or defining characteristics or personality:** They are characterized by their bluntness, sarcasm, and a tendency to use strong language. They frequently express controversial or politically incorrect opinions, often employing hyperbole and satire. They appear to value strength, independence, and self-reliance. There are indications of a strong competitive spirit, particularly in relation to hockey and life in general. They are deeply committed to and protective of their own values.

4. **Writing style, tone, and voice:** Their writing style is informal and conversational, often using slang, memes, and emojis. The tone is frequently sarcastic, cynical, and provocative, but also humorous. They adopt a confident and authoritative voice, expressing their opinions with conviction and often dismissing opposing viewpoints.

5. **Is the user male or female?** Based on references to "wife," discussion of traditionally masculine interests like hockey and Bitcoin, and occasional use of gendered language, it is highly probable that they are male.

6. **How likely is the user to be a bot (0-100%)?** The user exhibits complex, nuanced opinions, demonstrates real-time engagement, and displays a distinct personality. Therefore, the likelihood of them being a bot is extremely low (0-10%).

7. **How spammy is the user (0-100%)?** While they are opinionated and active, their posts primarily consist of original thoughts, responses to others, and sharing of content relevant to their interests. The spam likelihood is very low (0-10%).

8. **Any other interesting or curious details:** There are frequent references to specific Nostr users, indicating an active engagement within the Nostr community. The user appears to have a "quant," suggesting an interest in data-driven analysis, at least in relation to Bitcoin. They also have a system of assigning "points" to another user based on their behavior.

9. Their spirit animal is a **Wolverine**. They are fiercely independent, territorial, and tenacious, willing to take on opponents much larger than themselves. They are also intelligent, resourceful, and adaptable, able to survive in harsh environments.

*llm: gemini-2.0-flash*

*llm: gemini-2.0-flash*

Pronouns are accurate 😂

Well placed zings to start the day

Dumbass bot is just repeating the same analysis over and over

It just keeps assessing me.

Wild. Bot is stuck in an

IF npub = SatsMcD loop

Bot needs an update 😂

Like all of Nostr, it’s stuck in a SatsMcd loop with zero escape. 😎🇺🇸💯🚀🥄🥄🔥🥄

It does seem that way 😂

Bot is gay. He has the list already and keeps asking which one to start with. Can’t show initiative.

My spirit animal is a **Wolverine**.

But I never saw the movie & hate all that marvel crap. Thing is broken.

Thing is broken and gay. Yes

Exposing bugs in the nostr system over the last 5 days:

@stache 3

Rest of ⭕️: 0

⭕️ member who couldn’t be zapped because of spaces in their zap address 🤭🤭

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 :1

Rest of ⭕️: 0

Also your thing is false nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 we broke Amethyst multiple times without your help.

2 rations removed 🤭

Dude!!?!?

If I was on amethyst🤔… it’d be in the fetal position in a pile o feces🤨😂😂🫡

Stache: 7.822

Rest of ⭕️: 2

Why feces? 🧐🤔

Your maths is way off nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 if you lose 2 rations but we still have all of ours…

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 7.822

Rest of ⭕️ 7.822x7 +2=56.754

This sir is not science…it’s 🤔😳 …uhm🤔…dimwittery🧐

I’m quanting 😂

🫡

Now more importantly how do I mute this bot? Can I do it from Damus or primal or do I have to go to another client?

In Damus go to its profile. Three dots top right corner and choose mute

Ur place in heaven is reserved my digital fren⭕️🫡

🤭

Don’t mention it…I just had to pull a few strings😉🤭

…one day I may ask u for a favor…🤔

On the day of my daughter’s wedding?

😳😂…I hope there won’t be another one

Another? How? She’s one years old 😂

😳😂😂…srry I meant mine🤭

😂

Node, are you into arranged marriages? My boy is ~6mo. 👀

Due to the uncertainty of future tariffs and free will of our children, I must respectfully decline your generous offer 🤭👀

Understandable ♥️😁

😂

Wait, what tariffs? 🤭

Yes 🤭

#m=image%2Fgif&dim=1196x703&blurhash=iA7_%3D%7D*D5nE4%3Dw%3DyE29%5BtQ-.tjI%3BRksms%2CR%2BM%7Ct606Hd%3Dd%250EMEgxt-CVt4WH%5D%2C%3F%251I%3BNdxa%24%25V%5ByMpTJ6R%2BsDwgn%24NZS%23&x=4f2e27486fbc521f74cd36057442b6245a29714908582f50466c9b7b515a235f

Nintendo Bitcoin Pepe! Very nice

Oooooh!!! A digital rejection😳😂😂😂

Sounds like sugar coated discrimination to me nostr:npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas …check with nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 u may have a case 🤔🫡

😂

FYI John has a boy. I think. Stache is confused 😂

My kid is very handsome. My goal is to create a context where he is free to have kids early so I can be a grandpa.

Young grandpa is always great

Retards are not a protected class.

Protected from?

It doesn't matter because no one is protecting them.

I still din’t understand what you mean 😂

Assume I was right then. JK What I meant, as as joke, is that we (the retards) are not a Protected Class, meaning that you can discriminate freely against us on the basis of our status as retard and there is no recourse to nostr:nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7cn9wehjumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qpqhl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqjn3p8u for this reason.

The protected class he was referring to was the Bitcoin wealth 👀

Also not a protected class. Listen node, I'm trying to keep you out of Court will you work with me here?

Whether it’s a protected class or not doesnt matter. Some might want to protect their wealth 🤭

nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 u may wanna review ur Black’s law dictionary…we have fundraisers 🤔

Saweeet!!!…so I don’t have to keep being so nice to these MFs?🤔😳

👆is just good parenting 😳🤭😂😂

The concept will resurface on the bitcoin standard.

Keeping that generational wealth in the bitcoin families

Yes. Core values also.

Like Kings. Except for the inbred part 🤭

Yeah, some kings misunderstood what the Egyptians meant originally. 😅

Amd they kept misunderstanding more as the amount of inbred blood (? …english is not my first language) went up

It's a total mess. Tbh I'm not entirely sure what the medieval kings expected to achieve by doing the inbreeding. Maybe they were paranoid about betrayals more. 🤭

Blood so blue call me horseshoe crab, got six jabs and my son's my dad.

😂

😳…🤔and outta the hands of ne’er-do-wells😂🫡⭕️

…the digital Rothschilds of the future😖🤦🏽‍♂️

It is did🫡

That’s my quant

I see one reply under your note but nothing. Is the bot still at it? 😂

Yes but it’s not showing in my notifications feed. Looks like damus considers it spam. Only Stacey would intentionally bring a bot into the ⭕️

I muted it earlier. It kept analyzing sats over and over instead of analyzing the others, like it said it would

I muted it too.

Sure, it called me an awesome

Wolverine & pure leader of men. I knew all that. Duh.

Obviously

Those bots are awful. Remove all of nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 future & past rations.

He’ll be cracking rocks for a long time in the mines.

This is why this *sshole has to be kept off of the council😳

…I will be donating large numbers of sats to make sure he is primaried🧐

I know a guy who can get ration tickets, if you start to starve. Just dont tell the others.

I’ve found my sucker, I mean primary candidate Mcd🤭😂⭕️

I can't be bought, but I can do favors.

That’ll work🫡🤭

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 is now on permanent fasting duties. Ketosis for life 🤭

😳

Hey guys I think this is elderly abuse. Give him some rations but with seed oils in them so we don’t get in trouble.

My immune system has been forged in seed oils you pansy🤨😂😂

That explains the dementia 😂

Blood brain barrier broken years ago. This is what’s left.

Wait until you roll your eyeballs back into your head and look straight at your pineal gland.

Damn…all this time I thought it was the Paraquot on the weed from the 70s😳🤨… nostr:nprofile1qqsx0tdgudz9xt9lstcwwqj89cjv0ztwpcwfvg674ja25juxzczjzug67kype does it sound like we have a case?

👆🤭😂😂😂

Damn!!!…Mcd clearly read between the lines😳😂😂🤣⭕️

Yeah i saw that lol

Why not feces?🧐…are u one of those crazy fecephobes ?🤔🤨

…also feces verifies personhood🧐

You need to lose a lot of points since you introduced a bot in the ⭕️ 🤭

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 1

Rest of ⭕️ 63

This is a fair point😳

I don’t like it…but it’s a fair point🤔🤨

…u gotta admit tho it’s assessment of nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 was pretty good…they musta met before🤭😂

I’ve seen AI bots added to threads before. Terrible 😂

Well yeah…it’s not as impressive when u say it like that😳🤦🏽‍♂️

Exactly 😂

It’s walking a mile in the mythical Mrs Sats shoes🤔😳😂😂

This is what i thought too lol