I expect her olfactory preferences to change continuously. I’m doing the sand walk dance avoiding Shai-Hulud
Discussion
Keep a pot of coffee going...? I hear baked goods is a relaxer too 🤷
I need to hire someone to make smells in my house. What do you think that costs?
Depends on the smells 😂
Agreed, depends on the smells.
Dogs will do it for free with room and board, but they aren’t pleasant smells.
Leprechauns will for rainbows so it’s cheaper in Seattle and San Francisco
How much can one charge for wet dog air freshening service?
I hear if you are white and get rained on they smell identical, but you can’t smell it if you’re white. I cant smell it.
But I’m white tho
We actually GOT PAID to have the "wet dog air freshener". We disguised it as "we will care for your dog for a bit of cash" then had the dog go outside to pee/poop and it came back in wet and extra stinky. Sat on our furniture, tracked mud around, AND farted every 15-30 minutes (food switches and likely compost digging while outside).
Anyways, I don't recommend it for a pregnant woman, unless she somehow has a brain parasite that makes her like the smell of dirty dog... one thankfully, I am lacking.
I am so fascinated. Can you please write a short story of these shenanigans.