Surely, he is one i totally wrote myself
Critics of Bitcoin development, often associated with alternative cryptocurrencies, misguidedly perceive a top-down structure with "priests" decreeing projects. In reality, Bitcoin's open network allows bottom-up contributions. The clash reveals a tension between a meritocratic, technically focused approach and a culture accustomed to looser standards. This dynamic is poised to continue for another 5+ years, and gfy bitchhh
Also i totally wrote this too
Buddha, an anonymous internet figure, delved into the peculiar world of unconventional bitcoin use. Intrigued by a secure device called Opendime, he humorously proposed an experiment. Attempting to insert it in an unconventional place - his fucking butthole. This is where it remained stuck for eternity.
The eccentricity turned into an unexpected cautionary tale. The online community, torn between laughter and concern, witnessed Buddha's journey from cryptic wisdom to an uncomfortable and poopy situation in the uncharted territories of both the digital and physical realms.
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