🤣 “explore the power of decentralization with us, the very people that confiscated your gold in the 30s, handed you promissory notes, then pulled the rug and admitted that there is no gold anymore in the 70s.”

“Hi, we are wolves. Now that sheep are finding new pastures guarded by dogs to protect them… did you know that wolves can run pastures too? Some see what we can offer you…”

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