I wanna pull eye-patches beard 😂

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This took strange turn. But is nose hairs considered part of the beard?🤔 or nahhh?

Does he get extra points for growing a beard with only one eye?

Even more if there’s both eyes with patches 😂😂

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Nah I’ll pass on this dude 😂

Good bottom growth, weak upper cheek. No connection to sideburn. And no eye patch. Our first round.

And with that I know need to watch the show... 😓😱😆

#[7]​ would need to be a judge fr

What’s Jack mom #[8]​ think his beard? 🤔

Wait, what! That was Jack…well nah he still doesn’t make it in! 😂

Am I wrong? That’s Jack right?

I would say it is 🤓

Is that a new slow idea? "Is that Jack"

A new show idea 😓

Yes I like it…😂😂😂

Let's test the concept then!

Where's Jack? 😆

🤣🤣🤣🤣gold!

🚀🤩🤣

Hmmm the one without the beanie on 😂 yes for sure!!

How have I not been following you?

#[2]​ popular lad! We celebrated his birthday 🎂 🥳 lil while back

Happy birthday!

Oh I missed that! 😆 Thanks! (It was 18 days ago but it seems that I didn't say or do anything remarkable for #[9] since then...)

Didn’t need to. Jus u bein u, is nuf🫶

Oh that's nice 💜💜💜

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vSdbQLXpmPQ

🎶🎵She 🤙 likes 🤙 me for me!🎶🎵

Occasionally he gets a haircut and looks like this so you might remember him now 😂

🤣 Q-tip

I shall find a picture of a depraved blond drunk female Australian very very soon so I can get back at you!! 😡⚔️😆

Ohhh I love you, you know that! I adore you my gorgeous friend…and yes do find one of me, I’d love to see that 😂😂🫂

Be careful what you wish for!! 😁😁

She encourages it even! #gameon

Yeahhh… come on, show me your best drunken blonde Aussie pics 😂😂🫡

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😂😂 she ain’t Aussie 😂🤮

Oh it is you. Most definitely! 😂😂

🤣🤣🤣 I cannot stop laughing!

I just spat out my 2nd cup of coffee ☕️ from laughing at this 🤣

Told you to be careful! 😁😁

🤣🤣 sorry #[7]​ but this funny 🤣🤣 🇦🇺 👑

Don’t be sorry this is one of funniest things I’ve ever seen here!

This is why I love llama 🦙🤣🤣🤣

🫂💜😉

Well guys, I don't want to but I need to leave and get some sleep!

If I don't, tomorrow I'll hate myself, hate you guys and hate everyone at work! 🤯

I wish you all a great night! 🫂💜🌚🌈

Good night GUI. Great to meet you!

Thanks! It was nice to meet you too new friend! ☺️

Good Night my beautiful llama 🦙 love you loads, sleep well and thanks for the laughs 😂🫂💜

It was long overdue! GN queen! 🫂💜

Good Night 🦙 🫂🫶

GN ! 🫂🫂

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🫂 and thanks for the big ⚡ btw 😉

🖕🐸🖕🫂

Peace my lama friend

Slept 3 hours.

Hate you all.

😆😭

Oh you have so much to catch up on 🫂😂

I already did. Took me 15 minutes. Tried not to awake suspicions at work when laughing. 😶‍🌫️

You're all crazy people. 😂

Still hate you though. 🤯

Love you back, shaved giraffe! 🐶🐾🫂😂😂😂💜

Oh can we, can we shave him again …please ⚡️🙏

I don’t have that pic! Who got it? 🐶🐾😂😂😂

Never, since heroin kills bruh.

How has #mainvolume done more?

Guess deviance goes deep.

Here it is

We go again toilet queen? 🤔🤣

Love me now?? 😂

Hate you more! I was with a student and it kept ringing.

I have to mute my phone GDI! 🤣😡

Yes, rule number 1.. as soon as you get onto Nostr you mute your phone 📱😂

Or I explain to them that it is an Aussie 🚽👸 that keeps sending me cents as SATs zaps because she wants to shave me.

I think they would leave me alone very quickly! 🤣

Yes great explanation!!

They should go away now, or maybe join Nostr 😂

It’s your fault for zapping back ⚡️😂

You reap out what you sow! ⚔️

No, go attend to your students they need you 😂

I hate them too today anyway! 🤣

Stop hating! STFU, and go loving! 🐶🐾🫡😂💕

Yeah 😂

Sleep = love

No sleep = hate everybody

I don't make the rules.

#[8]​ please help….right about now would be good please 😂⚡️⚡️

Oh you need help now🚽👸?

What? Giraffe is out of control? 🐶🐾😂😂😂

Yes he is in the worst possible way please zap him ⚡️

Thread much?

Lol.

Realize Jack mom still reading all this right??!! 🤣🤣

She chose to come here. She may as well see all the degeneracy right away! 😆

Llama I’m going to shave parts of you that even you haven’t seen yet! 😂

I've seen it all! Except your face when in the toilet last night! 🤣🤣

#[9]​ get in here and let’s shave his llama now 😂⚡️

*this llama 🦙

One might think I should work when at work... 😅😅

You’re making me puke 🤮🤮 llama 🦙

Again in the 🚽? Don't blame me! 🤣🤣

Yes get back to work llama 🦙 now please 😂

Stop zapping then!! ⚔️😆

Hmmm I’m going to make dinner and rethink my strategy here…clearly you enjoy being shaved so I have to think of something else now!

I shall get you back, shortly llama 🦙 I never leave a battle or forget it ⚡️😂

Go do that. Winning this battle gave me enough energy for now anyway! 😆

Instant classic! 🤣

Damn you llama 🦙

I’m gonna crush you like this 😂

I wanted to embed a jpg in a zap for weeks. I'm so glad I waited for this one! 🤣

They didn’t do this?

I don’t know which is worse really, to go cowardly to massacres or doin it like a man.

Oh so now you're sneak-zapping? Ok then, stay vigilant out there! 😁⚔️⚡

Nooooo! Wait, nooo I swear I took her off here 😂😱

No you don’t!

Secretly you love us and we love you 😘😂

Such a secret that even I am not in the loop! 🤯😂😘

Stop trying to buy my love!! ⛔💜

My phone won't stop ringing at the office, geez! 😱😆

Wait I can’t! 😱

All this time I thought I was buying your love..now you tell me 😂

Betcha has this too….

🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

Are they all alcoholic over there? 😂😂

😆😆 it’s like bad poodle cut ✂️ by 🐸’s #[3]​ little man Vlader

But Oh so damn cute 🥰

You weren't? 🙀😡🤯🥶🤡🤮😭😁🙃😶‍🌫️🤐🤒☠️

Now a new life begins! 😁😁

😂🤣

🤣🤙🤡🏄🌎

Jack mom here, be kind

I’m sure he’s taught her how to mute a conversation 🤣😉

Or……I hope she has 🤣

I hope she here! We the fun bunch! Pop in and say hello 👋

Hi mom 👋

Love you Mom!

Hi son.

Whew, Dad you haven’t been answering my calls. I need 13 sats stat!

That was a long cigarette run dad 😭.

You owe me alot of back pay for my sat allowance. Gimme.

Yes mama Dorsey 💜🫂

🤣. I prefer your first answer 🤣

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