I now have to make a point to try the real stuff. Almost certain I haven't now.
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Same. Not that I have much occasion to have malt vinegar, but those chips will always be my favorite and I don't remember the brand ๐
Once again, Mike's got you. Click his referral link to order
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A true nostr gem, that guy. ๐ค๐ค
If you want the best Malt Vinegar fiat can buy, this is for you:
So this finally happened today.
Curiosity got the better of me! Couldnโt get either suggested brands but found this one instead. I have no idea if this is fake malt vinegar or not!
I have now tasted it and am underwhelmed at best. But at least I have tried it ๐
It looks like the real thing.
We can no longer be friends after this, you realise that!
My hatred of Malt vinegar now extends to you ๐
Although you have redeemed yourself somewhat by being underwhelmed ๐
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If it makes you feel any better, it will probably sit in my pantry slowly making its way further and further to the very back and unused for the next 5 years, whereupon Iโll rediscover it during a clear out and bin it ๐๐
We call that vintage and is a highly desired version of the condiment by Malt lovers in my country ๐
Try it on chips (thick french fries) before you store it away for ever.
Mike has sort of scammed you in buying it with his hatred of it ๐. Its underwhelming because it's one of the cheapest vinegars you can buy . The whole idea of fish and chips was it was originally cheap working class food that's why it used to come wrapped in real newspaper. People generally use a load of salt then drown it in vinegar so it just comes through like non descript salty tangy flavour.
Being upper class like nostr:nprofile1qythwumn8ghj7enfd36x2u3wdehhxarj9emkjmn9qy2hwumn8ghj76rfwd6zumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgqpqaqakd28d95muqlg6h6nwrvqq5925n354prayckr424k49vzjds4s4mykza I of course use other vinegars ๐
How very dare you sir!
I have scammed no one with my hatred of the comestibles and I resent being called upper class by a rapscallion oik like yourself ๐
The gloves are coming off Mike, clearly you are creating a scene draw more attention to your notes in order to scam more curious people into buying sour malty condiments. Clearly demonstrated through your hatred of malt you are actively promoting it, I am on to you mike I hope your cheque from "Big Malt" is worth it, you sell out bastard ๐
Damn, the game is up.
I tried to say no to Sarson's, but they were too persuasive with their offers of free fish and chips and an unlimited supply of Tiptree ketchup.
I have reported myself to the authorities and shall be leaving the country with my head held in shame.
A life of Mahi Mahi with a side of lemon butter sauce awaits me in my exiled Caribbean colony of choice ๐ฅน