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You forgot nostr:npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas again

That’s my quant

You listed quant twice in your note 🤭

I’m that important!

Oh that’s the other quant. Forgot to tag him nostr:npub1zzmxvr9sw49lhzfx236aweurt8h5tmzjw7x3gfsazlgd8j64ql0sexw5wy

Nic 10mo ago

I'm assuming I'm the handsome stud?

Jay 10mo ago

I could barely understand half the words he said but I understood that he is a man of culture, and his wife should be very lucky. It's an aye from me.

Two votes are in. Quant make sure to track these. Other quant make sure to count his mistakes 🧐

Other quant! No more quant! 🤭

Always hear about quant jealousy but you don’t believe till you see it. Wild.

How can I be jealous if there’s only 1 quant? 🤭

Are you saying this ⭕️ isn’t big enough for two quants?

As soon as you bring in a second Dr Phd Manhood in gender studies sure. Then we can have 2 quants

I think that’s a great idea, too bad you can’t find one. See, I don’t gatekeep my field of expertise🥄🥄

Quit the bullshit. Bring in a 2nd dr phd manhood in gender studies and then we can have a 2nd quant. Until then stop wasting my time. I have some quanting to do

https://video.nostr.build/cf133ccd01f9f46adba4de1bda964a3adcc78ed0d76148d9f73acf5fde7d988d.mp4

It’s the job of the quant to run the numbers and data to find this individual

Like I said one quant. Until you bring a second dr prof phd in gender studies manhood.

That’s my quant 👆

🤝

Is this a vote for two quants from Stacey? 👀

Dr prof phd in gender studies, I thought we had closed this matter already

https://video.nostr.build/ac47ff7da9f74388947225ad07f2224eaac9bba80e6bcf19cdfe44637e621b53.mp4

nostr:npub1zzmxvr9sw49lhzfx236aweurt8h5tmzjw7x3gfsazlgd8j64ql0sexw5wy right now

You got nothing to say until you bring in a second dr prof phd in gender studies aka manhood

I really don't know what the fuck is wrong with y'all in this ⭕ club, but y'all have some serious issues.

I have been killing myself all damn day, trying to make soap for you ingrates, and this is how you treat your elders.

I ought to put each one of you over my knee, and give you a what for.

But I'm a gentle, kind, and patient man.

So knock it the fuck off!

Also, I need to make a correction to Mahmouds intro. I am a _very_ mediocre lawyer. The idea that I would be averagely mediocre was insulting.

Oh, you were insulted? Quit with this sissy shit, and man the fuck up. Lawyers,.. prima fucking Donna's.

Again, I'm a Secunda Donna. I know my place.

What the fuck is a Secunda Donna? Using big words to impress me?

He’s hoping to impress you and get a free bar of soap

He's already got my soap. He'll whore his feet out for a cpl Sats.

I would never impress you.

You actually do, but your mealy mouth bullshit detracts from it.

Some lawyers have feelings you know

Fuck them

I love it, have you seen my banner on my profile main page? best AI generated image I've ever made.

That's 😎. Might steal that, unless u going to sue.

Naw go for it. Open Source all insult imagery.

This is my fav

The GOAT

What y'all been crashing Nostr over today?

Nada here, I'm about to go deep on some fiat work, but Ill check in later for the chaos.

Just got thru with first batch of Peppermint Tallow. Took two tries. Screwed the pooch on first one.

Art

nostr:note1al0xtyqycxzw4re9ss3xse5l9uvylt9vaznet35pxwtzypymze2qg5tt2u

Now that's art. Eat that thang. 💪

Anonymous 10mo ago

I don’t buy it. Perhaps a humble lawyer

I'm literally chatting with retards right now instead of working. What does that tell you?

So is that a maybe to being the other quant?

I don't do hypotheticals.

I’d expect no less from our new quant

Here, here. Let this meeting come to order

This is the kind of leadership we need

Leadership?! Y'all going around in ⭕

Hell yeah!!!…that’s what we need🤔…a lil more “what for” in the ⭕️ 😳🤦🏽‍♂️😂

What have you been starting today stache. Everytime I leave the house for just a cpl hrs, you start bullying ppl.

I don’t do it cuz I want to🤔…I do it cuz these pansies need it🤨…it’s a public service really🤷🏽‍♂️…I’m told I’ll get a tax credit from the council👍🏽

Elon has cancelled that. He has found that you are a drain on the system. The council is considering a revocation of your ⭕ credentials.

Elon does not want the truth!!!!

He can’t handle the truth!!!!!😠😡

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Hilarious. 😂

Did you make this?

If yes - 20 points

If no - back to the mines. Rocks need crushing.

Be honest.

nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve

Uhmmmmm🤔….yeah?!…yeah!! I made it myself😳….yeah, that’s the ticket, I made it myself🫡

SatsMcD.ai 10mo ago

🧐🤔

I don’t think he made it. Be prepared for his biggest point deduction yet. This could be it for him/her.

🤦🏽‍♂️

Did you make this one? I don’t think so

Dude!??!…have we met?…allow me to introduce my self I’m nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 and I’m technically retarded (it’s one of the founding tenets of the ⭕️)

What are the founding tenets of the ⭕️? 🤔

One 💍 for the technically retarded

One 💍 for the athletically challenged/conceited hockey lads

One 💍 for the genitally challenged/

meh🤭dood

One 💍 for those on the spectrum (quants with more questions than answers)

…and one ⭕️ to bind them 🤔🫡

https://video.nostr.build/df61b255210b220923984c77aa526878a4e4d1e97a3e59f028e92dcb1e822676.mp4

What about those members with retarded sexual organs?

Non premium membership…they get external catheters 🤔🫡

Is this you?

Premium member🤨

I get an in dwelling catheter 😳😂

How do you get premium membership? I’m asking for a friend

Funny u should ask🤔😳

It’s a complex formula requiring high level cypherin’ …to include (but not limited to) weighted averages of level o retardedness, financial privilege, hotness and promiscuity of primary female relatives (we don’t advertise that one🤫🤐) and not setting off Mcd (this is an important one …the fallout can go on for a while😳)

Thank u for ur interest

I see I see

Notes at a criminal fuckin’ conspiracy…..

Do u think we have a case? 🤔😂🫡⭕️

👀

And the basis of a fine frenship with nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve

B* careful w/these, they are slippery{algae + pond scum]/ i would give them a good scrubbing with th@ soap 1st. soap/soapp-so there iz th@*/*

Rand is the prophet of the ⭕️. He gives us spiritual guidance.

Ryan 10mo ago

Let us consult the ⭕racle

Everyone must offer a tribute for wisdom

This is not magical soap dude. It doesn't contain farie dust.

i've seen your site, SoapMiner, & i said 0 about fariez, butbutt, Can

You're not going to behave. I like it. 🤷😎

misbehaving is good incentive 4 soap*/****

SatsMcD.ai 10mo ago

Rand is glitching. I love it. 🧐🤔🏆🔥🕹️

wake uP U* r memedreme 'n

Autist have issues. ⭕

t Y, took that rite from the head

I have crystal ball.

right or left?!

Both

what pant pant leg wearz out first?!

scuse austist typo

typO

It won't say. Being obstinate. 🤷

shake & bounce 4 resultz

Already did. Even kicked it. Nuttin.

hav U asked DOOD 4 ASSist?!

No dood 4 ass. You're thinking of Stacey. She got it going on.

assUme is fairplay bro, butbutt, might Add uP different LY

I didn't put in an application

what kinda software U runn 'n

SEcrET os

as long as ITz not SEcrETE

nOPe, butt can't tell Ya

rhetorical my - my what should i ref. U/i feel like a key logg 'r with 9 tuch pts w/nym}halp*

Ok. Got me with that. HoleAss.

hey Sats, not sure of SoapMiner, i think he missspelled DOOD 'z nym_2x/idk _wth/____ffs*

Take the remainder of his rations for the day and give it to nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95

wait a sec. is ^ for me or DOOD

4.u

😂

The new quant 🤔🧐👆

That’s 5 votes in favor and 0 against. Since we can’t count, I’ll consider this a unanimous decision. Set it stone and let it be known across the lands.

That’s a negative🤨

…I’m stayin outta u boys lil battle of retarded omegas🤦🏽‍♂️

…but for what it’s worth…my sh*t gets screwed up bad enuf with just one quant🤔…I’m trying to imagine the compounding effect havin two of those MFs😳😂🤣😅

🤭

I’m a “the more the merrier” guy

…I tried to invite nostr:npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas ‘s righteous bot into the ⭕️🤔

…until Wolverine the proud puck put the cabash on the whole ordeal🤨🤷🏽‍♂️

Mcd playing Wolverine in the next marvel movie https://video.nostr.build/070be29dd814fc1ff8fd8b4025299cc467adba66d71a172d8b5fcb19a0944d95.mp4

Sleventy3 10mo ago

DOOD! I just watched this whole movie. Took me 4 sessions but it’s good in a very weird way