If shit keeps getting worse, I might have to sit down and write a strongly worded letter.
Discussion
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Make sure to address it "Dear Culture"
Who you gonna write yours to? I just be here contemplating who I should address mine grievances to... Could use some inspiration.
Goinβ straight to the top:
Shake the stick @___________ 
We need a supply of first paragraphs that hook the politician into actually reading the letter.
"Remember that time you and I were visiting Jeffery's island, and Andrew..."
"We've audited your department's tendering decisions, and we'd like to ask you a few questions."
"Your staffer attached a very interesting photograph by mistake..."
"We, and Raytheon, are deciding the future structure of our Boards, and..."