Poem a day, Day #40

He asks "Where havin' I placed my spectacles."

His wallet, in place, as well as his testicles.

"Confound my wife, there were just here, she moved'em"

She could have married better, but was sure to improve him.

"Honey, come and let me help with kisses"

Slowly he shuffles over to missus.

Red lipstick applied, and hands on asses,

She plants a pick pucker right on his glasses.

#poetry #poemaday #artstr #gfy #๐Ÿ’‹

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Pick?

should have been big, but shits forever what can you do.

Slang for?

"big pucker" pucker is what you do with your mouth when you kiss someone. no one says pucker for kiss anymore?

Pick?,... Is not easily definable! ๐Ÿคท

I posted a corrected version where pick is replaced by big.

After the fact

You can't post something again before you post it. I don't have a time machine.

Obviously, on Nostr,.... You do. I saw it after. ๐Ÿคท

NOSTR TIME TRAVELER!

HELL YEAH, I'M DOWN. ๐Ÿค˜

Big. Easily adjustable in your mind when reading. Also, whatโ€™s #nostr without typos.

I still do. ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ˜˜

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Love it! Daily check before I leave the houseโ€ฆ. Spectacles(readers), testicles(attitude), cellphone, knife and wallet. ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ˜

FWIW, I posted a new one that fixes typos but my embarressment will live on forever here in nostr, thanks though. This was a fun one.