Fine.

Start selling in-app purchase currencies, call them “bad apples”

“Apps may use in-app purchase currencies to enable customers to “tip” the developer or digital content providers in the app.”

Put an 🍎 where the⚡️is and when you tap it, it turns rotten.

We’re starting to see where Apple’s platform app framework is cracking under the stress of protocol possibilities.

The only thing left to do is troll until their social app framework breaks.