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Hair dyes containing artificial blue, green, red, orange and purple dyes have been shown to increase emotional outbursts and clinical gender dysfunction in a recent study

Knock knock knockin' on Heaven's Gate 👀

We are fresh out of eggs

BeyondMeat™ sausage festival

I tried to be like Grace Kelly, mmh

Hurl up and dye.

University of Portland Class of '24

Guess Who : Extreme difficulty.

Guess Who: Extreme difficulty.

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THEY'RE THE SAME PICTURE

Mom, turn the vacuum off! I'm trying record a wager on how elon made my face break out harder.

Aposematism

Hell no, kids! Look at what you all did with do with all the gouache I gave you?! 😱😱😱

Looks like the graveyard of unsolicited shitcoin airdrops collecting dust in my wallet

Snow-cone shack menu