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Séimí Mac Síomón 10mo ago

You wake up in the Bladerunner universe.

Whats the first thing you do?

#AskNostr

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Jay 10mo ago

Robot sex

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Séimí Mac Síomón 10mo ago

Honest af

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Nope Noperson 10mo ago

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Jordan Eskovitz 10mo ago

Thank the Lord that I didn't wake up in the Alien universe

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Séimí Mac Síomón 10mo ago

Like, the Xenomorph alien yh?

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Jordan Eskovitz 10mo ago

Yes.

Although I think there are suggestions that they are a shared universe so my joke may fall flat.

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ScarcityFightClub 10mo ago

Wake up? Time to die!

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Séimí Mac Síomón 10mo ago

I've seen attackships off Orion

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Ben Arc 10mo ago

Sea beams something something

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Séimí Mac Síomón 10mo ago

I've slurped noodles riding Neptunian attack-dolphins three abreast.

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Ben Arc 10mo ago

Noodles

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Séimí Mac Síomón 10mo ago

XD

How fucking good do those dystopian street noodles look though?!

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Frank 10mo ago

Robot sex is the bomb man. Nothing better. Their cooters feel better than real. And they know just what to say. 5 stars ⭐️ from me.