Frog stop! The vibrating phone is waking up my kid 🤣
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🤣 zap him back wolf that’s what I’m doing ⚡️
I can’t he’s too fast!
I squeeze in a bomb but he rapid fires
😂🤣 ok I’m gonna stop tickling now and lay down
Ok that was a quick hit and go wasn’t it 😂⚡️
It’s hard for him to tell us how much he misses us. He talks about his feelings in zaps 🤣
Yes but when he’s bombing you 69’s I don’t wanna know how he feels about you 🐺 must be a ‘guy thing’ 😂
Hey, I’ll take any affection I can get 🤷♂️
Hmmm ok so who’s the feminine one out of you two 😂
Why does there have to be feminine?
Well when you spoon 🥄 who gets what? 😂
I eat with my hands
Dibs on small spoon! Ive never gotten to be small spoon.
what did I came back to 😂❤️
come*
yes… I haven’t slept yet, if you are gonna ask 🫠
change my diaper
Take me fishing 
😂🤣
Is that a yes? 👀
You wanna sit on lily pads all day with him Planet? 😂
he’ll start to panic whenever he forgets where he is again, and that’ll lead to me having to change his diapers again…
tbh I just shit myself so you have to change em
#[8] just constantly ready to shit on command 😂 
This is pure gold 🤣 the shitting frog and his dummy 😂💩
“hey Tanel, I need a fresh pair” 
You need to give him something to stop him from 💩all the time 😂
I know he is centuries old and is senile as well 🤣
Ok fine planet just don’t drink all my beer when we go.
#[4] can you take me fishing instead?
please?
I’ll make breakfast for you ❤️ 
Don’t do it Bevo. The little shit just drank all my beer when we went.
😂 that’s your job Planet 🌎