New BIP alert: I hereby propose we change "sats" to "fucks."
One bitcoin equals 100,000,000 fucks.
How much is that coffee? Oh, it's 10,000 fucks.
Can't afford it though. I don't have any fucks to give.
Discussion
10,000 fucks better buy me a fuckton of coffee
Indeed. They're quite deflationary.
Supply is inelastic to demand.
how many fucks is enough to retire in 10 years?
You do you but I will never have enough fucks.
I hope I continue earning them well into my golden years.
This is the first sensible proposal I’ve heard. Aye
I can get on board with this
“Zap me some fucks you fuckers” -JT MF Woodhouse
Please make a BIP
The hard money equivalent of 'buck'
Hey it works for fuck you money and porn industry alike 🤪
Or FU, fuck units.
I wanted to orange pill some kids, so I gave them 10,000 fucks each.
But then I could only zap one fuck... cuz I don't give two fucks!
I like this proposal much more than the one changing an already stablished unit.
That's my two fucks.
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That's a much better BIP than John Carvallo's. 😄
I tried to give you 2 fucks but I have not yet figured out how to zap using the Primal web client and I'm not about to pull up my mobile app just to give 2 fucks. In the end, I couldn't give 2 fucks.