Trump realized Bitcoin is real money and is like, nevermind then. Let's just trade Cuckbucks for Trumpcoin and send US taxpayers the bill.
Discussion
Sen. Lumis said that they will be no buying with tax money. They're gonna convert some gold Certificates and other things that they have in the vaults, they're gonna convert it into cryptocurrency.
The only thing retarder than buying Trumpcoin with Cuckbucks is buying it with 🪙.
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Those gold certificates were bought with tax money.
Nobody bought Trump coin with tax money that did not happen. The strategic cryptocurrency reserve United States already has Bitcoin. All the other ones will be bought when they convert the gold certificates from 1930's. That's why they wanna go check if the gold is there
That's completely insane, tho. I thought they were checking on it, to make sure it's there because it's valuable. The Bundesbank literally just scraped past insolvency last week, due to reevaluating their gold deposits to the higher price.
Why would someone sell gold (a commodity, like Bitcoin), to buy XRP and some Solana (the mother of meme coins, including TrumpCoin and MelaniaCoin)? 🥴 That is even crazier than putting it in DogMoney.
He's literally gonna do this to pump his own bags. Outrageous.
America, right now. 😅
I can just imagine the meeting where he's like
"okay great so, this Bitcoin thing. tell me, how does it work when we start printing it? When can we get started? Do I print it directly to my wallet or do we have to launder it first"
[Some advisor holding the whitepaper, noticing Trump hasn't read his copy] "...uh, sir... I'm not sure how to tell you this..."