we’re sowwy Will 😔

But dope ride! 😲

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censorship resistance was a mistake

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We crossed the rubicon ser.

Ok ok.. I’m done. I won’t comment anymore. You don’t have to mute me, 🤐🤐🤐

I don't think i have seen yet such a horrible thing 😂

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Well.. it started as a tech support question, but escalated quickly 👀😬

‼️Xitter does not support this thread.‼️

😲 we can’t help it.. ask Derek. He kno 😂

Oh dear god lol

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Lol nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx made the glorious Derek face, and nostr:npub175hdheqn0arfdgywe9n2rze5eaf0j2mlz0xp5kq30vy57jqsncdqy2tpe9 made the incredible steven face. I did make the ostrich ferry and made sure Will covered up the new nostriches eyes. 😲😬

😲😂😂😂

OK, in the interest of full transparency, I did not actually create the AI face mashup. Only nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 knows who made that. He posted it back in June and nostr:npub158qesjv52ysz2vnl2trmd5apgd9r07ah5vvrsr9tfqe03k4vhdfqcl4xtl added laser eyes to it. The original version got deleted, but I found the animated one which is even better. Last night I reposted it here and we realized we had to figure out what sound it would make. nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w supplied the screech sound and I added the sizzle to it and posted the final masterpiece.

You could really say this one took a village of idiots to produce.

nostr:npub1gek0f5s300jzqg4av4e7l4hfejrrkhzf8km2pkuquhfmja6gwdcqw4qqp7 is the original creator

A true Nostrich team effort. 🙌

I have never seen anything so beautiful! Can’t wait to see what we come up with next, team!

Btw- can we have a team name? 👀😲

“The Monstrs of The Nostr” comes to mind.

It DOES have a ring to it!

What do you think team? nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s approved? 👀😅 https://video.nostr.build/a2e61e74e788a8761f184027bfcab2878c0f4c16aabdb1abd7534ae3a5a0bec8.mov

YOU CAPITALIZED “DOES” … YOU HAVE BEEN RETWEETED MISS

no

😂😂😂😂

I think this is the longest thread on Nostr. This is proof that Stackchain can happen here now.

👀👀👀

Oh I thought that was ded 👀👀

#HEAVENTHREAD

ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴜs ɪғ ᴡᴇ ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀ ʟᴏᴜᴅʟʏ

nostr:npub160p28kpamaar8alpjr75ndwrhnluev0js5xdv2s9kek4qs22wyaq6t2fhv disagrees with this statement

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HOW DA HECK DO U DO THAT?!?

STOP THIS QUIET ALL CAPS MADNESS!!!!

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

let’s maintain civility and speak 🗣️ quietly 🐶🐾🤣

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL FOAM AT THE MOUTH AND CLENCH MY JAW SO HARD IN BETWEEN SCREAMING THAT I BREAK MY TEETH!!!!!

NGL, dis stress me out 😲😬

CAUSE YOU KNOW IM NOT KIDDING!!!!!

BECOME ONE WITH THE BUDDHA

SHE ALREADY HAS!!!!!

YOU GUYS BROKE MY FACKING ZAPS

Same

🥹🧡🧡🧡

This thread is testing the nostr clients’ ability to parse threads correctly 🐶🐾🤔

GOOD

TARDS ARE A GIANT STRESS TEST!!! EMBRACE HYPERRETARDATION AND WE WILL LEAD YOU TO THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!!!

Damus and Amethyst are literal extremes.

Wat it mean? 😲🤔

Threads are a chain of notes. So to assemble it correctly and fetch all of notes can be a challenge 🐶🐾🫡

Ooooh oke. So it’s a tard test! 😲 So in a way, tards are making it better for the future. How beautiful.

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Tard test? Anyone have the answer key?

Hmmm maybe nostr:npub1ykd3mhqdxymu45fr6jhkf7rll8dnsd9ggwzrjcl93c4f4j2keuush05sw2 but he no like LOKO so will not give. 😔

Just like stackchain break twitter with twitter threads. #Tardstr testing nostr??? Ahhh beans. Here we go again.

Nostr has trending and stuff??

it does, but different clients have different trending algos afaik

primal has one for example

Is nostr:npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj tagged in here yet 👀

Well hue see Steven, I did tag him in a daniel thread, (was explaining how hue and semi are besties) but I get lost in notis and hab Noh idea which thread I in any more. 😲😔

Why we got killer muzzic?? It should be Barney or some shit

I kno. I don’t like scary 🫣

Oh Hell yeah!!!

Lauren, i have to stop seeing these abominations 😂

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Derek is the face of #Tardstr 😂😂😂

Literally txt Buddha this a few hours ago 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did hue see your skate video, Derek?

Yes I did. I love you two. So many laughs. Thank you 🫂🫂🫂

That convo makes us look extremely “special”

Of ALL THE THINGS we’ve dropped on here the past to days and that’s the thing that makes us special 💀😂😂😂

Yeah, because that’s a real life text… like we could be just fucking around online.. but thats real. 😂😂😂😂

Is oke. Dey do not kno we fr passed ze mensa. All genius is half tard. 😮‍💨🧡 🤫

When do i get a tard helmet 😇

Wat! I have hue one two months ago! When we were on tard rescue mission

Today

Omg dis so good!

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Where da fack am I.

Bob!!!!!! Did my zaps attract you? I zapped all of your notes 🤣

Also gn

I got zapped in here, but I don’t know who I am? How are you.

Boooooob 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Derek 😃

Thanks guys me zaps are broken

Hue been gone for long time. Now hue on cober of magazine and forget us 😮‍💨

But fr so proud of hue Bob 🥹👏🏻

Just hanging with wifu and is gn time. Stop by more often pls 🙏 also gfy

I wills, twatter is facked, fackin love you

Twitter is a shithole shitcoin

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BOB!!! HUE FINALLY FOUND US! 😲😲👏🏻🔥

Both ways for hue 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

You are in the tard section of a very niche corner of the interwebs.. dial one if you’d like to continue on your tarding journey.

Yes! If hue ever get lost, Bob, hue just search #tardstr and then hue find us

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Excellent question…

In psychopath heaven

hmmm 👇🏼

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I think your zaps no work. I cannot zap hue but can everyone else.. fyi

Please stop! 😂

FAPPED

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#HEAVENTHREAD IS THE DEV NOW

HOLY SHIT MY NOTIFICATIONS 😲

Y’all are on some TARD shit 😂

LIVE LOVE LAUGH!!!!

Here are two screenshots from Damus and two from Amethyst. Damus can’t find the beginning or the end of the thread, so it just looks like a couple of notes and no indication of what comes after. Meanwhile, Amethyst shows way too much and just becomes an ugly mess of vertical lines and squashed notes when you scroll down. Kind of amazing that no one has figured out the right way to do this yet.

notes in nostrdb will fix this soon. the thread is too large to load at once so it will need to be done in chunks incrementally.

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We broke it. 😔 We’re sorry, Will.

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maybe the aftershock

Breaking things is literally our one job here.

Excited for this! 🔥

DEVS RESPOND

Awesome. Thanks Will. Looking forward to hanging out in a couple weeks. 🔥🔥🔥

Sir how hue supposed to get signal like this?

Analog vibes..

i m ded

1mm left

What do you mean no one's figured it out yet

let's goooooo

Sorry nostr:npub1jlrs53pkdfjnts29kveljul2sm0actt6n8dxrrzqcersttvcuv3qdjynqn, I was only comparing apps, not websites. Wen Coracle app?

let's gooooooooooo

I have avoided making it a real app since I don't want to spend 30% of my time in negotiations with Apple. It is a PWA though, I use it on mobile.

No Android, tho? The Nostr made me buy a second phone.

Almost pulled the trigger way back in April. Maybe I should go ahead and make it happen

🙌

Coracle has always had the best threading on Nostr. 🔥🔥🔥

GET YER MIND OUT THE GUTTER AND LET YER HEART FLUTTER!!!

Yes. Derek even has picture of becoming one with the Buddha

SOFTCORE

AINT POSTING THE OTHER PHOTOS!!!!!!

I DONT BLAME YOU!!!

👏🏻🧡🥹

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Me rn

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I’ve been listening to this for two hours and feel very much at peace. 🧘🏼‍♀️

https://spotify.link/GW3a1TSO3Db

ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ ᴄᴀᴘs > FULL CAPS > no caps > ʷʰᶦˢᵖᵉʳ

IM CHOOSING TO NOT SEE THIS !!!

Full circle tard 😂😂😂💀

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Jen gets it. 😂😂😂😂😂

ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴜs ɪғ ᴡᴇ ʟᴏᴜᴅ

hue know Derek, all this time and I’m still not quite sure what this means, but feels important 👀

Sometimes I miss the plates. They always made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣

WHY DIDNT YOU USE ALL CAPS SO I COULD RETWEET THIS!!!!!

😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

The paper plates give me ptsd

It's time

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i do love how smol dis liotta gif appears

I find me and Buddha smol from last year 🥹

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nostr:npub14hlzw4sywt23drreaqs8ruf00dsrnnv5hfnyu49g2hpheq836umssur6nl This is it. This is the name.

#Tardigradestr

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I approve!

Everything trends towards hyperretardation

Is best day ever! So many new tards! I do not even know what thread I’m in 😂😂😂

Sweet mother of pearl, this is beautiful! 😲😲😲

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME WANNA TYPE ALL CAPS

Team did you say…?

These are so beautiful 😲😮‍💨

You make these? 👀

You’ve seen the final product, right?

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There would be no story without this gem

excuse me, Derek? Huer getting a phone call 📱😲👀

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😂😂😂

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#tardstr

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