You know, I’m surprised car manufacturers don’t already have some rev share deal with enforcement where if you speed even by a tiny bit, you’re automatically ticketed and billed to your mailbox. No cameras required.
Then you can AI optimize that with predictive speeding. No need to actually speed, just “prove” intent that you were about to.
What an exciting future we’d be living in!
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Why bill to mailbox … just shut off car until you pay ticket via a convenient mobile app 🤣
Why even bother shutting off the car? Just deduct the money directly from their account. Though I guess there might not be any left 😇
Where we're going, we don't need roads
“Mandatory speed limiters on EU cars from 2024
All new vehicles sold in Europe – including Northern Ireland but not Great Britain – will be fitted with a mandatory speed limiter from 2024 to keep cars within the speed limits and boost road safety.”
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/content/news/mandatory-speed-limiters-on-eu-cars-from-2024
Idiots… could have changed a boatload of money for speeding
The police should only be able to prosecute people for minor crimes when they've solved all the serious crimes first, so they shouldn't harass people in cars until they've stopped all the violent crime.
Where we’re heading, the car will be the prosecutor and the judge.
And payment processor 🤣
and executioner, e.g., “turn right at the cliff”
“Your car has entered auto pilot mode.
All doors have been lock for the safety of the community.
Looking for safe location to terminate occupants.
Location detected.
Estimated time of arrival at your final destination will be 5 minutes.”
“You may pay half your savings to activate the eject button. Survival not guaranteed. Would you like to proceed with payment?”
Charged*
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That is surprising actually
Work in progress... The Infrastructure Act of November 2021 mandates car manufacturers to implement "advanced drunk and impaired driving prevention technology". What could go wrong?!
