The official and objective fruit tier list. I take into consideration everything from taste to convenience and versatility 👀

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Nahhh, that list needs some SERIOUS editing

Make a better one 👀

https://tiermaker.com/

Ok I’m gonna try

Damnit. My old ass is having a hard time figuring out how to use this site. I’m becoming stache

Persevere .. worth the skills when you get accustomed to it.

Try different apps if you haven’t already, Damus / Primal / Nostur / YakiHonne

Each provide a different interface and experience , some easier to use then others.

Poor nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 catching strays in a conversation he’s unaware of 🤣

Bananas being versatile

I’m scared my child is gonna be just like this 😂

Wouldn’t you be filming it? 😂

I wish I could zap this kid

That kid is me

You a blondie?

I’m not doxxing my hair color fed

🤣

Damn. No love for peach, plums, or nectarines. Though they are sacrifices I’d make to keep grapefruit as an F.

His list sucks

Nectarines are S tier 🏆 A better tasting peach with no annoying fuzz.

I think we might have very similar taste in fruit 😂

When they are in season I eat so many nectarines. I love the slightly over ripe incredibly juicy ones, even though that does not go well with having a moustache 🤷‍♂️

Same and plums. I fucking love plums

I used to rent a place with plum trees in the back yard. So good.

Oh damn that’s sooo nice

It's amazing how many people don't pick their fruit. I have a friend who makes so much cider and wine with fruit harvested from backyard trees & vines every year.

That’s true for us too. A lot of things grow almost too well here and I sometimes grow more than I can use 😂🤷‍♀️

She has a basement full of booze. Dozens of huge carboys. We used to get so smashed we'd move the party to the basement so no one would hurt themselves in the stairs 😂

Sour cherry wine is sooo good.

Half the time they taste gross because it’s impossible to tell which ones are ripe 😂

Over ripe peaches & nectarines are the biggest disappointment out there.

People who eat overripe bananas can’t be trusted

why all the duplicates? watermelon and kiwi are on there twice

I didn’t even catch that, but it’s pretty sus

AI tier chart 🤔

Is this fruit slop motherfucker??!

They’re different variations. That tier maker had so many fruit I’ve never seen before 😂

Move Mango up to the top tier.

I had to knock it down because cutting mangoes is a pain in the ass

Cutting them?

They are soft just use your teeth

Then you bite into that giant seed and get all the chunks stuck in your teeth ehh. Super messy I don’t have time for all that 😂

Skill issue

Correct. Points are lost due to complications 😂

🤝

See?? nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat is trippin with the mangos

If I’m choosing between prepared fruit, then mango is S tier but if I have to cut it myself nah it’s A tier

Damn. Grapefruit at F. I eat them like oranges. S tier for me.

He clearly hasn’t tried grilling them and adding a pinch of salt 🙄

You gonna help me figure out that website or nah? I wanna tier arbitrary things

It’s so easy just search fruit and then pick one of the options. Then tap and drag the fruit from the bottom and place them in the appropriate tier. After you finish, save it.

Ugh. I feel like an absolute imbecile

Must suck to be nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 feeling like that every day 😂

🤣🤣

Grapefruits are dope

When I was a drinker I loved beer with grapefruit juice.

Okay here’s where we finally disagree 😂

It's good! Like adding lime in a way. It was a morning after hair of the dog drink. A poor man's mimosa 😂

When I drank, I barely cared for beer as it was. I can’t imagine adding another strong flavor to it 🤢

Fair.

I think mixing fruit with alcohol has to be a completely different discussion. I’m more flexible with that.

Watermelon with a bottle of vodka infected into it was a good summer treat.

This is dangerous

Truth

It’s better than the rum ham

RUM HAM!

Idk what you’re talking about 😂

All fruit is tasty! This is making me hungry I am going to have a bowl of yogurt with chocolate and cinnamon with blueberries, raspberries, and dark cherries.

Yeah. I can’t fully trust people who don’t like fruit 🤣

I'm down with yogurt in the mix. Frozen berries + plain yogurt is my replacement for ice cream 👍

Agree. You don’t really miss ice cream this way. 👍

Frozen fruit with a heavy cream drizzle is yummy.

Also acceptable. I usually try to get the high fat yogurt too, 11% MF.

Decadent 🫄

I always thought of this emoji as a male “pregnancy” 🤭

It is, but I use it for get in mah belly because you have to have a uterus to carry a baby 🤭😆

That’s why I used quotation marks. Because it ain’t real 🤭🤣

I make my own with 1/2 and 1/2 it is super thick

Speaking of ice cream you guys need to try ice cream for bears

….🐻or🍺?

I'm also confused.

🐻

I don’t like cherries or grapes that much if I’m being honest.

And I hope that we can all at least agree that that green and orange melon stuff should be at the bottom

😂

All fruit

Even pomegranates are delicious

I would agree with the poms

Cherries are grapes are mid. I’ll eat them if they’re available but I never go to the store and think aww man I’d love to have that right now 😂

It’s the fruit that you know other kids didn’t eat up. Idk anyone that likes it 😂

maybe try Açaí. Popular in Paraguay and Brazil.

I’ve never tried it. Don’t really know what it is lol looks like a fruit bowl.

This has to be rage bait 😂

It’s not 🤣