I once met a pleb girl named Cary

A lovely young lass I might marry

I hopped on a flight

To share a nice night

Turns out it was just hairy Gary

They said put a shoe on my head

“I’m a real boy! I’m a pleb!”

They got me to do it

But I’m glad I’m through it

Now I will do it to them

(Liberal limerick)

Protocols, not platforms

Straight shitposting and stacking corn

No, not retarded

Just highly regarded

Fiats we will not mourn

There once was a price 58K

The haters all said it was ghey

It halved and then pumped

Fiat got dumped

And we’ll laugh when it’s 1M one day.

X-fluencer, Peggy, so fine

Made content that crossed every line

We hooked up one night

Now something’s not right—

Thank God #nostr's not viral by design.

The price is falling, fear is building up.

Don't underestimate what latency can do.

Bitcoinity is down and Clark Moody is too.

Buy walls are fading, and we are going to go through.

🎵🎵🎵

https://video.nostr.build/a276661f5c8a3808080b604b37f78df5935f3e135c991eee013febfb7f64fc7b.mp4

nostr:nprofile1qqsgym5l39dcr26p53fzy69jf8ng6qk2s9sgmm6k9fynem34llzuwkgpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcpzamhxue69uhkummnw3ezuum5v94k27fwdejhgtct0vmhq was involved in the creation of some I believe

There once was a man with a dash

That measured his Bitcoin in cash

The best measure was old

Highs should be gold

All because fiat is trash

nostr:nprofile1qqs2fj6373scelx3dvknzuwyvctehmvwr97y8wze3q3mqn0zvm80zyqpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0p37y4n PLEASE ADD ATH TO THE GOLD SECTION OF THE DASHBOARD!

Nice bitcoin flow bro

Great nostr vibe