Word of advice.

Don’t repeatedly ask your wife “who’s winning?” on the reality TV dating show she’s watching.

…unless of course you want a swift smack to your junk.

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Apparently “nobody wins” but I think she’s wrong.

I’m worried about this hill you’re about to die on 😂

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“The only thing necessary for evil to triumph in the world is that good men do nothing.”

…and I’d contend my question clearly applies to this principle & needs answering.

Godspeed my friend 😂

just ask “why are you watching this?” repeatedly, always helps 🤗

Ah yes. I believe that’s close to the intersection of “does this make me look fat” street and “do you want to die” avenue.

Don’t forget to give her a solution to problem she doesn’t have, when she just wants you to listen and give her a hug.

And don’t also forget to never share your food if they didn’t ask for any but still try snacking on yours

And don’t forget to tell her that her sister is hot. That one does wonders.

Especially in ‘that’ outfit

Make sure you say, “You always do this…..” and then not have any evidence or examples of when she did “this” to back up your claim.

😂🤣 “I bet your sister doesn’t do that…”

“No wonder you didn’t get along with your parents” 😂🤣

😂😂 wow, you look a lot like your dad

especially with that mustache 😂

thought I was alone on this one🤦🏻‍♂️

lesson learned🤣

Why you gotta be sexist?

Thats a valid question....

My question is why didnt you ask for a 3 some etc?

She's already ok with watching many women compete for one guy.

Make it a reality and I'll be a dream come true!

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Sooooooooo…

Took your advice…

Kind of wish I didn’t…

Her eyes gave me glimpse into the depths of hell.

Scared.

Just her burning passion to rip your clothes off.

Looks like someone's getting to try a few new positions tonight to me!

Don't forget to press record.

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