Before game announcements: "This is a big one! Gonna be lots of sportsing today. These are two of the best sportsball teams in the nation. You're in for one hell of a sportsball showdown!"

After game interview: "I just want to thank God for allowing us to get out here & sports real hard. They had a great sportsball defense, but thankfully we were able to out sports them on offense, & really sports the ball down the field the way we needed to."

Happy Sportsball day errybody