🚨 Big news: We’re pivoting!
🛢️Introducing SEEDOR SEEDOIL in a sleek steel canteen 🥇
Sleek. Pure. Essential.
COLD-PRESSED FROM THE FINEST SEEDS
No plastic, No additives. Just bold flavor & natural seedoil goodness.
Refined by nature. Bottled by Seedor. Get yours down below👇
i always knew you will be a sellout one day!!! the seedoil industry bought you!!!
HOW DOES THE FIAT SLUDGE FORMERLY KNOWN AS REFINERY OIL SEEDOIL MONEY TASTE HUH???
My palms are greased and my throat is lubricated
The French translation is wrong on your website for "on sale" it's not "en vente" which mean you are selling it, but "en solde". How it's written could confuse customers that only the item "en vente" can be purchase and the rest not (like it's sold out or sometjng).
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO CRISIS UPDATE: SEEDOR SEEDOIL BREACH CONFIRMED 🛢️💀
They said it couldn’t happen.
They said they were based.
But today… Seedor has been cold-pressed into submission.
🔥 COLD-PRESSED?
More like COLD-BETRAYED.
Slick branding. Smooth finish. Heart-clogging betrayal in a canteen.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
❌ Not your oil, not your health.
❌ If it comes in steel and ends in “-oil,” it’s a psyop.
❌ This is not culinary sovereignty—it’s lipid tyranny.
đź’ˇ NEW RULE: If your brand pivots to seed oil, we pivot to maximum meme aggression.
⚡ Zaps = metabolic defiance
🥩 Steak > Soy sludge
🏴 Fort Nakamoto = Seedoil-Free Zone Since Block 0
#FortNakamoto #SeedorSoldOut #SeedOilScandal #SteakNotSoy #ColdPressedChaos #ProofOfHeartHealth #NoSlipperySlopes #AprilFoolsTooCloseToReality
Good ol April fools
