I need a pick up line. My mind has gone blank 😱

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Have you got a nut allergy? Cause I'm about to bust one .

🤣🤣😂🔥 I think I’d turn red with this one

Did it hurt?

Nice shoes.

(use this one if you want to get straight to the point)

Really? But this one is so nice and timid, feel like the bed ones are more suggestive 😂😂🤣😂

Oh yeah you just haven’t heard the rest of this one 🤣 someone else can tell it I will zap the reply that gets it ⚡️

Wanna screw‽

Close enough.

I can't be crude lol

Well, fuck me. I guess I’ll do the demonstration then 🎩

👉👌

Woah Dan slow down so vulgar with the emojis I have sensitive eyes Dan stop it 🫣

Is this the one?! 🤣🤣😂🤣😱🔥

If you wanna go real low brow you just up and come out with saying ‘fuck’ instead but play to your audience most important thing in comedy is timing, I think…

Aww it’s sweet 🥹♥️

Somebody call the police cause that arse is taking the biscuit.

What side of the bed do you usually wake up on? (I was hoping tomorrow it would be my side.)

Dammmmmn 😳

Oh I'm not good at those. I pick women up by ignoring them. If I like you I'll ignore you so hard! 🤣

I love Bruce Lee movies. Come over to my place and I can show you some moves.

Smoooooooth 😎🔥

How’s that working for you?

The ones who get frustrated enough to make a move tend to be the most thrilling lovers. 😉

Passive, docile women don't do it for me.

Once they engage I flip the script of course, but only after feigning disinterest first.

Are you a laundrette ? Cause I always need to dry my knickers when you're around.

Séimí ! 🤝🤣🤣😂🤣😂🔥🔥💯

Clean up, Aisle Me! 🧽🧹🪣

I’m dying! 🤣😂🤣 ☠️

I read it in his voice too 😂😂🤣😂🤣

Irish guys have the most ridiculous pickup lines. It’s like they teach them in school.

Stay humble stack sats

"Hi."

Plus steady eye contact and a subtle smile.

This is lovely 🫂♥️🥹

From experience practice your “subtle” smile at home in the mirror to see what it feels like. What feels like goofy grin to me gives subtle smile.

Gonna try this 🔥💯💯

I once gave a guy what I thought was a subtle smile. Got home, tried it in the mirror and it gave stay away vibes. Subtle smile does not feel subtle to me.

This is what I worry about 🥹🤣🤣😂🔥 I’m gonna practice, will get my little brother to keep me in check 😂🙏🏽♥️

I'm there's a cannibal pickup line somewhere 🤔

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, my name’s Eshara.

💯🫂♥️🔥🤝 I like this 😍 nice one Phil 🙏🏽

“I need a pick up line, but I guess you made my mind go blank” 😎

The rizz is strong with this one 🔥💯🥹🫂

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection 🐶

🤣😂

Oooh you’re smooth MRCX 🔥☺️🤝

Penis butter 😂

This one would work too 🥹🔥🔥