What the fuck was going through the persons head that created a sheeps appendix condom?!?

A dude is butchering a sheep . He takes a look down at the sheep's appendix and thinks to himself.

I bet if I put my dick in that it would stop my freshly squeezed man batter from getting through and putting a bun in the oven. It would probably still feel pretty damn good too.

Now all I need to do is get my wife shit faced drunk. Then somehow someway either convince her to let me fuck with it on, or do it anyway and hope she doesnt notice...