I’m considering faking my death and starting again.

Maybe we can be on the same boat when it “sinks” at sea.

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We can’t lose our identities in a boating accident

*can

Sink the boat, have one of those cartels drug smuggling submarines pick us up, get some quick cosmetic surgery and the we are good to go. Easy.

Hopefully they do group discounts.

Sounds super easy and cheap

Let’s go

Remember bilateral nephrectomy is not a cosmetic surgery...

Bilateral is asking for a bit much but I would consider letting them take one if I got a discount on the face work.