To my Canadian friends celebrating today… I recognize you hit 100k, but there’s a reason they call your currency loonies and toonies… 😆 
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I remember going to Canada through Lake Erie in my childhoood and feeling like a king with $5 in my hand. No. I _was_ King of Canada.
We are all the kings of Canada. They love to bow to kings.
And I’m short so it’s extra delicious when they have to bow so low.

Short king 😂
It’s true!
>Australia enters the chat