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Do they melt the gold into certain shapes for more comfort or do they just jam a slab of gold up there?

Right? And who decided that the rectum was nature's pocket?!

These are the important questions I'm on nostr to see answered.

#anal_volume

New band name just dropped.

Because it can carry more than a pair of nostrils combined.

Source: My friend did the experiment.

The really shitty part is that she gets busted for it? Wtf leave people alone

Someone got in trouble for gold in a car driving out of Switzerland once. That is crossing non-borders within schengen area. There are aparently some dumb laws around this.

Yeah the laws saying people aren't supposed to own their own money.

Yes!

We should try to smuggle one kilogram of #Bitcoin in the rectum.

Oh, wait I think my rectum is such a big one I can smuggle all 21 million #BTC and his weight is still at #zero

#Bitcoin is the element #Zero in the periodic table because you can’t find it at the moment and it has no weight. It has only a height.

The height changes from time to time. Currently at: 900 784

Have a good day 🍀🌼

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I wonder if capital controls in India are so draconian about gold that they are actually searching/scanning flight staff's butts.

Apparently, it was the captain who busted her. I wounder how he discovered the gold.

When did Mia Khalifa become a flight attendant?

Mia Khalifa only used plastic

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IF ONLY THERE WAS A SOLUTION

Having a MicroSeed makes it easy 😁

"I swear I just fell on it"

How is that even possible?

😳Is bending my brain, I need reboot now

It does? How much Bitcoin fits in a female rectum?

All of it, in theory.