Replying to Avatar BITwise 🐳 >>= RIGHTish

This one chick started chatting me up at the grocery today. After I told her I was married, she admitted she came up to me cause I had a full grocery cart so she thought I might be rich. I told her my wallet only carries monopoly money.

Apparently all you need to do nowadays is walk around the grocery store pretending like you're gonna buy a cart of food.

Wtf is going on out there?!
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Enki 2mo ago 💬 4

What the fuck? So you're saying all I need to do to find a girlfriend is walk around the grocery store with a full cart? Damn. Does this work at farmers markets? Because that's usually where I shop. 🤣

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BITwise 🐳 >>= RIGHTish 2mo ago 💬 3

See there's the catch. Farmers markets are full of strong sovereign women! That trick only works on fiat chicks.

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zap2buy 2mo ago

🤣

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Enki 2mo ago 💬 1

Well, I guess there's ups and downs to that. I'm not really looking for a Fiat Chick. 😅

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shortwavesurfer2009 2mo ago

Don't want you in my bloodline. Just trying to have a good time.

Ariana Grande - Bloodline

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MarvintheMartian⚡️₿⚡️ 2mo ago 💬 2

A cart full of food would probably be enticing for fat chicks, too.

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Enki 2mo ago

Yeah, maybe if your card's full of chips, Twinkies, and Ho-hos.

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BITwise 🐳 >>= RIGHTish 2mo ago

Boy take them snacks out the cart cause im bouts put a big ol ho-hoe on dat twinkie and make them chips crinkle. Ruffles got riiiiiiiiidges (for muh pleasure)

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Enki 2mo ago

Almost made me choke on my lunch. Fuckin' A. 🤣

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Jerome Powell 21iQ 40TPW 2mo ago

Printing money helps too. 🧐🖨️💸💦