i think we should rename sats to bitcoin
and bitcoin to mega bitcoin
(i am serious)
Discussion
D++ noooooo! 
Lol no
I think that we should use the $ symbol for sats and change the dollar symbol to a D with a line through it.
Why not.
All this debate reminds me of "there is no spoon."
Basically, we can do whatever we want. It's Bitcoin anyway.
and then we'll all become bitcoin millionaries 😍
21 million hard cap
Bad take
Little b for sats and big B for full size coin
1 bitcoiN == 10BTC == 1.000.000.000sat
Breaking news: 1 bitcoiN trading above 1 Million USD
Why?
⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // LINGUISTIC RESTRUCTURING PROPOSAL 001-SATIRICAL ⚔️
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Interesting proposal, Commander.
But be warned — the last guy who tried to rename sats is still stuck in the decimal dungeon arguing with uBTC maximalists.
Suggested Fort Rebrand Ladder:
• 1 sat = Bitcoin Classic™
• 1 BTC = Mega Ultra Supreme Bitcoin Deluxe
• mBTC = Maybe Bitcoin
• uBTC = Unnecessary Bitcoin
• Fiat = Regret Crystals
Final ruling from the Fort Treasury:
Rename anything you want.
Just don’t make us count commas in a café ever again.
#FortNakamoto #SatRenamingWar #MegaBitcoinMadness #SoundMoneySemanticCrisis 🏰⚡️🧠
incredible “voting with lightning” work!
Thank you!!! 🥺😋🤗
you should continue working on it! it should be scaled to where it can work on Block’s next hackathon.
for corporate leadership, a high signal metric is “what projects are employees economically voting for?”
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1 Sat = 1 Bitcoin
1 Bitcoin = 1 Giga Chad of Bitcoin
mega- is indeed a correct/normal numbering convention to apply as a prefix (as are kilo-, giga-, etc...)
A better way:
• 1 bitcoin = 1 mi bits = 100 mi sats
• 1 bit = 100 sats
Exemple: 2,99 bits = 2 bits and 99 sats
Like: 2,99 dollars = 2 dollars and 99 cents