This is real ????! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Sadly, yes.

It's supposedly about research for why sperms motility/mobility is decreasing in recent years. But like, I think it's more about men being gross and weird for no fucking reason.

Itโ€™s like version 2.0 of the โ€œwhoโ€™s dick is biggerโ€ type competition ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Most men find this disgusting I can assure you.

Can you prove that you have NOT raced your sperm ? ๐Ÿค”

Listen man, my sperm knows what it's doing.

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Can confirm๐Ÿคข

Good. K you

Let all these young men find out they are the reason women aren't getting pregnant. I have so many friends who have gone through so much prodding and poking only for a year+ later doctors finally think to test their husband's sperm and realize they are the problem. The narrative needs to change and men need to start priotizing their reproductive health.

K you* was a typo

Right? Some sperm couldnโ€™t find the egg even if it had a map right in front of it ๐Ÿ˜‚

Literally. And they do zero prep to help their wives get pregnant. The quality of the sperm dictates the health of the embryo. Except who gets blamed for miscarriages? Women. When scientifically it's mainly in the quality of the sperm.

Even the health of the woman during pregnancy is dictated by the man's sperm. Like whether you get gestational diabetes.

Let the sperm races begin ๐Ÿ˜‚ only good can come from this. Pun intended ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Ughhh. I better have my husbandโ€™s baby gravy checked out before I even try

It's the easiest test. To test your fertility it's so much more invasive and expensive!

health"CARE" has been compromisED - _ - IME*/*ya

i know thIZ lol butbutt IZ srly imp'O'rtant/imp'O'tent #pushflOw

1) What

1) not my gender, you tell me ๐Ÿ˜‚

american men ๐Ÿ™„ don't drag me into this! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Yes it is real ๐Ÿ˜…

What a world weโ€™re living in ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I would beat them all. Pun's are always intended.

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Yikes

It appears to be, but its not on Polymarket...

I bet this is the next big fad after sunning oneโ€™s balls