the caps lock and shift keys are crutches and it's about time we all recognized that.

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I'll give you caps lock because I've seen entirely too many grown adults using it to capitalize their name or the first word of a sentence. It's time we taught proper typing again.

oh no. using caps lock for capitalization of only one letter? society has fallen.

Yes! A single letter! It hurts my soul, Derek.

SOME OF US HAVE BROKEN LEGS AND NEED CRUTCHES. (i don't have a broken leg, just said it for the bit lol)

Love my shift crutch. Shift alt print screen. 😍

i still use shift insert from time to time for pasting. old muscle memory :)

Hahaha never change Derek.

Also CTRL is the 🐐

control maxis rise up!

🤣 I confess

my caps lock is ctrl fr fr no caps

andthespacebarisnotneeded.

we.can.use.periods.if.it.gets.too.confusing.

#overusedefined

;)

🤣

Nostr’s most famous greeter attempting a protocol soft fork. I’m here for it. 🚁😂

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You would never regain access to your wifi after a router reset without them, though...

PROVE IT.

this is like over half a dozen crutches right there.

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this is so small on notedeck lol

You and your readable lower case letters crutches 😂

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this is me shouting at you derek.

as an aside, why do you have crutches in your name?

we're still early.

that may be true, but I haven't had crutches in my name my entire time on nostr...

💜🐕

# i feel called out 😩

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caps lock is only useful when its remapped to ctrl.

i don't know what this means but i like it.

Yes. No caps, all control 😎👌

lol

Same

🤝

😂

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I know a guy that tried to change the layout of letters on a keyboard one time, to make it easier to code.

He said he was worried the world would explode.