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La Brunette
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THIS IS ADULT STUFF!!! IF YOU'RE NOT OVER 18, DON'T READ!!! I shitpost a lot.

What's up, pervs?

I lack inspiration! So tell me, what makes you hard lately?

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One year in bondage, not being able to touch your own dick, while watching me do the craziest shit.

Why I'm not rich, you ask?

Because, if I wanted a facial from you, my servant, I'd have another servant just to jerk you off. 😂😂😂

https://cdn.azzamo.net/102212b384e57b740ac067875adcb7d1d38e7980e94f299943038a5fba75f023.mp4

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Nope. After 2 or 3 minutes it's mostly like water. In the eye, on the other hand... Mother of all pain.

If I were a Dictator, I would make it illegal for men to jerk off without a woman to at least watch. And I would also have a harem, of course. 😁

https://cdn.azzamo.net/cb0f06e7dd88a79f82d324c61c04a6e6b9498f76045a5de710297529964bbafd.mp4

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You get your dick treatment, I get my facial treatment, everybody wins. 😁

https://cdn.azzamo.net/4d77d9465b7914697b2d7445eac9e6754108d5ec7d2e4b5feda590e4c01556b1.mp4

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As Subema said, I have to choose between booze and any new toy. 😂 Although now I have to look to change my Porn Phone's battery, so any toy is the third on the list.

Thanks to booze I enjoy DPs, don't disrespect my fantasy enhancer. 😂 Joke aside, all the zaps received minus zaps sent minus server minus VPN and I was left, on average, with 10k sats a month. And now the porn phone (it's a separate one for Nostr & porn), has to stay mostly charging because the battery is on its last breath. That's why I stopped zapping because I need to make a decision soon and see where a second-hand phone comes as a priority. So no sex toys. 😁

I have to choose between booze and that dildo. Booze wins! 😁

I should just give it a try.

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Did you ever hear a woman, in a group of friends, telling how tight she is? 🤣

I have mixed feelings about guys in their 20s. While I'm sure they're willing to do a lot of stuff without questioning, I'm afraid that they'll prove themselves as headaches when they get into the feelings zone.

I'm hungover as fuck! 😂 So we got a shit load of free drinks. And I started to feel a bit guilty, I thought I left these Eastern European habits behind me. I'm very harsh when I criticise those dumb bitches who think they deserve everything, and now I put myself in the same spot with them.

For some. 😁 One man's trauma is another man's fond memory. 😂😂😂

I just realised that I never had any brown or black toys. Does this make me a racist? 😂😂😂 Although my favourite would be a transparent one.

https://cdn.azzamo.net/390486a4d504de9854955c124c727d092c71ddfa2d6d50854f95fa65511daf39.mp4

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