As 24,421 #Bitcoin is withdrawn from exchanges, people hunker down while Bitcoin Headline announces a perfect storm—extreme tailwinds are forming across the entire cryptocurrency region.

Let’s take a closer look at the storm front:

🟠 Oklahoma passes its Strategic Bitcoin Reserve Bill HB 1203.

🟠 Kentucky enacts protections for self-custody and removes taxes on crypto payments.

🟠 North Carolina introduces a bill to allocate 5% of state funds into Bitcoin.

🟠 BlackRock launches its first Bitcoin ETF in Europe.

🟠 GameStop plans to raise U.S. $1.3 billion to buy Bitcoin.

🟠 Strategy unlocks $711 million via STRF share sale to acquire more Bitcoin.

🟠 French firm The Blockchain Group purchases 580 Bitcoin for €47.3 million.

🟠 Trump’s Crypto Czar David Sacks meets with the UAE to discuss Bitcoin.

🟠 Metaplanet aims to acquire 21,000 Bitcoin by 2026.

🟠 Singapore Exchange to list Bitcoin futures, while China is rumored to be leaning back in.

Be sure to make your flight to safety in these times of digital recalibration.

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GM! Stay humble & hash sats! ⛏️

GM Nostr!

Happy Wednesday! Halfway there! 🐪

Current Bitcoin price:

1 BTC = 100,000,000 sats

P.S. I haven't mined a block yet...

:game::stop: GameStop will put their $4.75 billion cash holdings into #Bitcoin as a Treasury Reserve Asset following the :strategy: Strategy playbook.

Michael Saylor to GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen

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👇 👇 👇 #asknostr

1000 SATS to everyone who can give me a short video (more than 3 seconds) of any kind of bitcoin mining equipment up to the first 100 unique videos, and I specifically want ALL kinds -

heaters in your room,

miner heating your house,

personal mini mining rig outside in a shed,

bitaxe on your desk,

miner drying food/clothes,

mining container at a datacenter, energy producer, flared gas site, massive mining farm, and literally ANYTHING else you can think off.

I will be the final judge on whether its useful or a repeat or too crappy quality.

Please repost to everyone and send to other socials to get as many entrants as possible. I'm building a collection for some future projects. 🙏

GM Nostr!

Happy Tuesday! Keep shining! 🌟

Current Bitcoin price:

1 BTC = 100,000,000 sats

P.S. I haven't mined a block yet...

🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

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⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

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If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

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Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes

:tm::tg: Trump Media teams up with :crypto: Crypto.com to launch ETFs, marking Wall Street’s renewed embrace of crypto — will this be :ftx: FTX 2.0 or a turning point?

Remember: not your keys, not your #bitcoin.

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:strategy: Strategy has surpassed 500K #bitcoin!, adding 6,911 Bitcoin for U.S. $584 million.

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GM! Stay humble & hash sats! ⛏️

GM! ☕ Equality is a slogan based on envy. It signifies that "Nobody is going to occupy a place higher than I." 😎

GM Nostr!

Have a great start to the week! 🌞

Current Bitcoin price:

1 BTC = 100,000,000 sats

P.S. I haven't mined a block yet...

We've all seen this before! This is what dishonest people do when they won't admit they made a mistake. :schiff: Shifty Schiff's recent X post.

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🎁 Sunday Giveaway! 🎁

The next 5 people who get me to 350 followers will receive 100 sats each! 🚀⚡ A little Sunday gift for the community.

Let’s go! Who’s in? 👀🔥

#Bitcoin #Nostr #SundayStacking #ZapToWin

GM! ☕ Masterclass on introducing yourself by Inigo Montoya! 😎

GM Nostr!

Enjoy your Sunday! 🕊️

Current Bitcoin price:

1 BTC = 100,000,000 sats

P.S. I haven't mined a block yet...