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Will Schoellkopf⚡
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Author of “The Bitcoin Dog” and “Bitcoin Girl Save the World”; Contributor @BitcoinMagazine @StackchainMag @ctdl21 @KonsensusNetwork @SatoshisJournal
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When they did the Nostr integration I think they had to pull it out to rework it.

Booo. Well let me know if you’re interested in Stacker News!

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Bullish on #Bitcoin babies!👶

What happened?? Why did they get rid of splits??

You should post links to your pods to Stacker News. Ppl zap like crazy over there! Easy way to spread awareness and get more value4value sats. DM me and I’ll give u referral link with free 1000 sats!

[AITA] I was the first CEO to buy $250M, but call you paranoid crypto anarchists

Look, I’m the CEO who is pumping your bags to make your great great grandchildren rich, ok?

I got a lot of metaphors:

digital energy

thermodynamically sound money

cyber hornets

the island of Manhattan

I haven’t been hiding anything. Institutional adoption. The public company playbook. You do not sell your bitcoin. It’s going up forever, Laura!

You like what I’ve done to the fiat price of your bags? Everything I said is true. There is no second best.

But have you been listening to nostr:npub1lxktpvp5cnq3wl5ctu2x88e30mc0ahh8v47qvzc5dmneqqjrzlkqpm5xlc? Have you listened to my words?

You’re not getting rid of the dollar. You’re not replacing the dollar. Every company, every CEO does dollar cost accounting. You’re not switching all those systems to a bitcoin standard. Think like a giant ocean liner. Think of the physics of the water. You think you’re turning that thing around? No. You know why? Because there’s Fortune 500 other ocean liners out there headed in the same direction.

I’m gonna generate yield on your Bitcoin. Give it to me. I’ll custody it and give you 5% back selling covered call options on your Bitcoin. This is generational wealth that’ll outlive you for 1000 years.

@DarthCoin says to

spend your sats wisely.

@DarthCoin is a paranoid crypto anarchist. The government isn’t going to kick down your door and seize your Bitcoin. I don’t even know who @DarthCoin is but what happened to him in his journey would never happen in the United States.

I’m the Giga Chad. I’m Bitcoin’s poster boy pumping your bags to BlackRock and tradfi and the rest of the corporate press. I didn’t just post some lightning guides on some obscure website.

Vote in the poll below on nostr:npub1jfujw6llhq7wuvu5detycdsq5v5yqf56sgrdq8wlgrryx2a2p09svwm0gx . Between me and @DarthCoin, Am I the A-hole?

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https://stacker.news/items/741931/r/realBitcoinDog

Dear Nostr,

Yesterday I was at my daughter's daycare "Fall Festival" event. It was great! They cordoned off the parking lot and setup all these booths and tents with free games for the daycare kids, parents, and extended family to play.

My friend, a fellow father, was there with not just his daugher, but also his grandfather-in-law. He introduced me to him as a great Dad, but also as his bitcoin friend. Literally that was all he said, and I hadn't said anything yet. Unsolicited the grandfather starts,

"Let me tell you the story about The Man on Monkey Island. You see, there once was a man on and island who told all the villagers that he'd buy any monkey they had for $100. Any monkey! The villagers gladly handed over any monkeys.

Then, he told them he'd pay $500 for any monkey they had. Any monkey! Well the villagers went crazy for this, grabbing any monkey they could find and selling it to him. Sure enough he bought every single one.

Then, he told them he was leaving on a two week vacation, but when he came back, he would buy any monkeys they had for $1000 each! Well, in his absence, the villagers all went to his third party agent, and bought all the monkeys the agent could sell them.

Except this time, the Man on Monkey Island never returned."

I've never seen a grandfather so smug in my life. I just smiled and said, "Thanks for the story. Sounds like Bitcoin is too risky for you." And I pocketed my orange pill instead of shoving it down his throat.

You see, he's a grandfather. He's set in his ways. And with unsolicited stories like these, he's probably convinced himself he's got enough fiat to comfortably retire if he hasn't retired already. Save my orange pill for someone who wants it.

I texted my friend later,

"Btw I'm glad I dropped it because I wanna be on good terms! But what I would've said to your grandfather-in-law is that unlike The Man on Monkey Island, Bitcoin has been around for 15 years and its market value has grown into a trillion dollar asset class."

My friend replied,

"You're totally fine. His idea of money management is paying someone else to do it."

My friend hasn't bought any bitcoin yet. That's why I'm the one who's his bitcoin friend. Was I right to pocket the orange pill for Grandpa?

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https://stacker.news/items/741076/r/realBitcoinDog

Thanks,

@realBitcoinDog

Dear Nostr,

Yesterday I was at my daughter's daycare "Fall Festival" event. It was great! They cordoned off the parking lot and setup all these booths and tents with free games for the daycare kids, parents, and extended family to play.

My friend, a fellow father, was there with not just his daugher, but also his grandfather-in-law. He introduced me to him as a great Dad, but also as his bitcoin friend. Literally that was all he said, and I hadn't said anything yet. Unsolicited the grandfather starts,

"Let me tell you the story about The Man on Monkey Island. You see, there once was a man on and island who told all the villagers that he'd buy any monkey they had for $100. Any monkey! The villagers gladly handed over any monkeys.

Then, he told them he'd pay $500 for any monkey they had. Any monkey! Well the villagers went crazy for this, grabbing any monkey they could find and selling it to him. Sure enough he bought every single one.

Then, he told them he was leaving on a two week vacation, but when he came back, he would buy any monkeys they had for $1000 each! Well, in his absence, the villagers all went to his third party agent, and bought all the monkeys the agent could sell them.

Except this time, the Man on Monkey Island never returned."

I've never seen a grandfather so smug in my life. I just smiled and said, "Thanks for the story. Sounds like Bitcoin is too risky for you." And I pocketed my orange pill instead of shoving it down his throat.

You see, he's a grandfather. He's set in his ways. And with unsolicited stories like these, he's probably convinced himself he's got enough fiat to comfortably retire if he hasn't retired already. Save my orange pill for someone who wants it.

I texted my friend later,

"Btw I'm glad I dropped it because I wanna be on good terms! But what I would've said to your grandfather-in-law is that unlike The Man on Monkey Island, Bitcoin has been around for 15 years and its market value has grown into a trillion dollar asset class."

My friend replied,

"You're totally fine. His idea of money management is paying someone else to do it."

My friend hasn't bought any bitcoin yet. That's why I'm the one who's his bitcoin friend. Was I right to pocket the orange pill for Grandpa?

Get zapped sats to join the conversation on nostr:npub1jfujw6llhq7wuvu5detycdsq5v5yqf56sgrdq8wlgrryx2a2p09svwm0gx with nostr:npub1qkfnmpuz692azr8c5phn0930x2v92xyqvwgr6ve8znaa3qd6c3hq09ertp nostr:npub1lxktpvp5cnq3wl5ctu2x88e30mc0ahh8v47qvzc5dmneqqjrzlkqpm5xlc nostr:npub1k3tkt908g5u707fdgrc3yxyhcmhkhth69tal4wlape5dvsrmyp6q4xnvxq nostr:npub1t49ker2fyy2xc5y7qrsfxrp6g8evsxluqmaq09xt7uuhhzsurm3srw4jj5 nostr:npub16x07c4qz05yhqe2gy2q2u9ax359d2lc0tsh6wn3y70dmk8nv2j2s96s89d nostr:npub1hn4zhxzsd5w4m5kvq326gqnsrc6zcakhparw8pee4tw7wlxw70ysawhtl5 nostr:npub1ph0g09s8rvumc2vvmdzawmk34cd4tk26zzrqrhaxp5nr79rennkqkmyl6h nostr:npub1y0gaju64gxtw2utz9dud9ju9nlg7k4u7yq5exkxrcw85myplzdlsf5jxa0 nostr:npub12xy9yxej6s9hgzsn3rfyfc3xgtdr29wqlvulquzhz2fhqqywk5vqnyvqut nostr:npub16mwf24pwrzut0tkz79rppa2uxddta0k8du7mnevvy4rxr5ze8gxq4w2myx

https://stacker.news/items/741076/r/realBitcoinDog

Thanks,

@realBitcoinDog

Are there ppl who aren’t Bitcoin Maxis on Nostr??

Trick or Treat? Everyone buys bitcoin at the price they deserve. Happy HODLween!

I guarantee I carved this jack-o-lantern myself and did not steal this photo from Google images. Proud to say my daughter helped carve the top and pull the “guts” out while we watched Casper! 👻

Join the conversation: https://stacker.news/items/732485/r/realBitcoinDog

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