Skinny arms. No butt muscle. Smoking/vaping. Gets sloppy drunk more than once a decade. Facial tats/piercings. Dyes hair (especially bad if bleach blonde is a permanent state of mind). Impractical nails. Does not like puns. Does not like pickled things. Vegan/vegetarian (under nearly all circumstances). Carries significant debt, especially if related to a friggin useless degree. Is in worse shape physically or mentally than I. Does not return carts to the proper place after unloading. Is not willing to go hiking, camping, shooting, fishing, etc. Does not want to garden. It's not willing to help build a house into a home. Does not like the woods. Is not willing to regularly go to church. Is not kind to children, elders, random cats and dogs.
And I probably could go on, but, that's quite a list already.
It's not that hard, my dude.
Don't you need to tinkle in the bathroom, not the living room?
(that's a terrible joke, but I'm not sorry...)
Back when races were much better since there was not a clearly defined two party system...
They make no-scratching pads for this kind of thing. Geez.
Any time. I love helping on-board people into welding and fabrication. Don't feel shy if you've got any other questions.
You could go to a massage place/spa and get one done professionally?
Or hop on a plane to the US and I'll gladly work on your neck and back platonically.
Oh no...
I hope you are going to not use that on any tiles...
Off the books work I charge anywhere for $75-150/hr, plus expenses.
I hope you could, but, you'd better be prepared to cough up a lot. Anyone worth learning from that's not friend or family SHOULD charge you their hourly rate, and that's not cheap for a welder.
I wish I had that much free time this week, or I would. I could rock the heck out of that.
And yes, you should. It's one of the most vital skills to have if you aspire to break free from dependence on the system.
I can teach nearly anyone that's physically able to weld the basics of MIG, TIG, or Stick in a weekend. So... Three intensive weekends?