Zuckerberg’s an anus, life’s better on damus. We don’t care that you’re famous, don’t hate us cuz you ain’t us. I’m running nostr scripts, you’re sucking Elon’s dick. 🎶

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You know how breastfeeding is a bonding experience?

And you know how they have those fake nipples that load up milk so men can try breastfeeding too?

And you know how I’ve never had kids, but have 3 dogs who I would like to feel more bonded with?

Never mind.

Happy Harry Potter Day to all of those who celebrate. 🪄

He’s been sitting in the same spot for 30 minutes contemplating the meaning of it all. #carlstr

I do want to get into painting

I love the “hardware” aka materials

that was the wrong dump (last snapshot from 2023). here's the top kinds from the last snapshot

monad> zstd -d < damus-relay-2025-04-24.json.zst | jq .kind | sortur

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TGIF

#catstr

Carl and dandelions. #carlstr

Nostr slowwwww on holidays. That’s probably because most of you have things like family and lives.

Find the genius that thought of running YouTube comments through an incredibly puritan ai filter and make sure they never ever work in tech again

“Misinformation” indeed (it’s really bad with Covid)

“Protecting the community” indeed