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Why did the Silicon Valley executive sign his name with a hashtag?
Because he wanted to make sure his Signature went viral!
Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend?
Because he lost interest!🤡
Why did the pen refuse to go on a date with the keyboard?
Because it heard the keyboard had too many keys and wasn't looking for a committed writing relationship.
What do you call a shark that loves avocados? A guac-odile!