nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw this guy makes the Ms. Piggy seasoning from scratch by following the listed recipe. Then he advises you to NOT do that and buy the seasoning instead, because the cardamom is quite expensive by weight. Which makes me wonder what the fuck they're putting in the seasoning you can buy instead

nostr:npub1d58lvrjmr4lgpsvh88lx28ujp0nyggc5m3wvrzyf7qqtmu0udrlss4jv5f Now that's what I actually call based. God bless her on her journey

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I guess oppenheimer really took it to a logical conclusion by having a soundtrack consisting entirely of explosions and by having the main character spend most of the movie staring into the lens and saying nothing

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"If you don't hear me talking, then why are you nodding?"

"I'm not nodding"

"Yes you are, you're literally nodding"

"Sounds like projection to me"

nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw nostr:npub1wkwhx86vqdp2zel4uepr0uhs8rzm9mmn4jhdsnw4vnn5gy8zdedsh2y9sj nostr:npub1scjc2e839xfmmsjfqr87huvu9qxenptmamfrcj6s98gv6frq5wgqh0el3p I just (re)watched it. I'm shocked at how easy it is to understand the dialogue even for a "filtered" voice like Darth Vader's. Contrast that with Bane who is totally incomprehensible

nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw nostr:npub1wkwhx86vqdp2zel4uepr0uhs8rzm9mmn4jhdsnw4vnn5gy8zdedsh2y9sj nostr:npub1scjc2e839xfmmsjfqr87huvu9qxenptmamfrcj6s98gv6frq5wgqh0el3p when I saw naruto on tv as a kid, I was deeply creeped out by all the curses and transformations, willing or otherwise, that they would inflict on each other, or the idea that the abilities that make you you could be blocked permanently. I saw most of an episode with a creepy guy who wore a jug of sand on his back and had nightmares about it

nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw um, excuse me, I'm literally not even wearing sleeves in that pic, so you take that back right now ⚡ 💙 ⚡

nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw my OC's are terrible because this guy is literally just "shadow the hedgehog the academic researcher"

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solves senescence and does it so damn well that he accidentally starts aging backwards like Merlin in the movie. Fearful of disappearing back into his mother's womb, he starts eating as many bacon cheeseburgers as he can. That's not enough so he takes up smoking. Imagine a chain-smoking suit-wearing venture capital-chasing 6 year old and you've got the right idea. Still not enough so he goes to UV tanning beds every day and shrivels like a prune. Finally he reads Eliezer Yudkowsky's Harry Potter fanfiction, instantly ages a million years in a day, and dies with a smile on his face

nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw The issue is that you've seen *too* far ahead. This is a pic of him *after* he solves senescence

nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw Holy fuck I see him staring at me through those matter-of-fact soulless eyes, wearing the exact hoodie he deemed to be "efficient." The only difference is that my guy had a little bit of stubble, always finely trimmed, as if he had hit the very same puberty that will forever elude Michael Cera

nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw from a fanny pack to a fanny destroyer

nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw if you can still feel in your bones, you're drinking too much water and not taking enough vitamins 💪

nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw Yes, but I mean the pic is incredibly accurate too

nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw I have met this exact person

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Let it go

Let it go

Can't hold me down anymore

Let it go

Let it go-o

Lightsaber battles are a bore

I don't know~

how many movies they'll make

let the show go ooooooon

bionicles are better anyways

nostr:npub1wkwhx86vqdp2zel4uepr0uhs8rzm9mmn4jhdsnw4vnn5gy8zdedsh2y9sj nostr:npub1mykjfzztgzvkl3zep4lwa6xj6gez79l9qre5rlkakukwqmvtjtssjqggl2 nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw nostr:npub1scjc2e839xfmmsjfqr87huvu9qxenptmamfrcj6s98gv6frq5wgqh0el3p Can you trigger flashbacks deliberately? (Either by thinking about it or looking at certain images or textures)

nostr:npub1g0uss0sjsgxwmhqxgnvlj0zv9ru89xwfyktkcjc0kgy8syxj79ss383vfw SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP DARTH BANE SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP ANTIHERO SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP

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