I could tell it was a parody but that was all. No CC 😞

If you were to take a trip to Brockville, city of a thousand islands and safest in Canada, you may be able to spot this around somewhere:

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I did! Then a friend thankfully distracted me away from Nostr 🤣

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The shots are getting to me

You don't need an excuse when your as cool as you

One of life's great stress creators and relievers 🤣

5 vodka shots in... idk I stopped counting. I only bought enough to get me fairly tipsy so I didn't think it matter3d

That's how it be rn

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that...

I probably shouldn't be on Nostr while taking shots. I'm bound to do, or type, something stupid.

Is it a weekend where you are? :😱

Oh yea, thats a bad idea. Too loud or does the smoke on the grill leak through the vents? I presume the former.

It's a commitment.

My group sets auto timers. Early game turns last 30s max but it slowly allows more time as the game continues.

Still, if you can't automate your progression and units you will lose your turn.

There is a lot! Most of your learning will be in just trying things to see if how they work.

Early game focus on building as many cities as you can and defending from barbarians.

If you need to, bribe them to stop attacks for a bit. The more you do the likelier they will become a city-state. If that happens you should be less aggressive since they will accept envoys.

Trade between cities is important for religious, cultural, and science wins.

Don't aim for a science win, it can only happen in a post-modern era. Religion, cultural and domination can win at any point in the game.

Spies will be introduced near the Cold War.

Loots more nuance with eras, like golden and dark ages, natural disasters and climate change modes, but just focus on the early game since most mechanics won't even be introduced for 100 turns 😆

Expect a game to last 1-3 months if you play infrequently.

Religion is a full game meta. It works from start to end in all eras. Domination does too, but the competition is tougher. One of my buddies maximizes Religion and can usually take the entire planet before modern era.

Yooooooo! The game is amazing! Currently running a cooperative game with 3 others against an AI team and an AI Diety on its own team. They cheat so much!

It's much easier to zap people when I can see the value of sats increasing faster than I can zap them away 😀

The 1 channel I have is just under 80k, but it was an auto-channel.