Here’s another story from the same DZ. I wrote it a couple weeks ago. Reliving former glory now that I’m old and not cool anymore lol
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To be fair, it was my first high speed malfunction. So while I did follow my emergency procedures (achieve stable body position, visually locate main cutaway handle, cut away main, locate reserve handle, deploy reserve, check undergarments for shit) I did throw away both handles. I didn’t have time to tuck them in my jumpsuit. Since I was so low, I ended up locating them ten feet apart next to this pig barn next to the DZ lol. Got my reserve repacked the same day and replaced it with a square reserve shortly afterwards. 
#Nostr vibes.. 🤙
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Been there, done that. We dragged a 4 way formation out the door of a Cessna 206 at only 2200’ feet on account of the low overcast. Regulations call for jumpers to already be achieving separation and deploying their parachutes by that altitude. We had all turned off our automatic openers so they wouldn’t deploy our reserves up into our main canopies. I had about 250 jumps at the time.
Of course that was the day I had a high speed malfunction with horrible line twists similar to the video. Except it flipped me on my back and I was augering in, still descending at 50-60 mph.
Down and dirty at 800’ I cut away this garbage, was back in freefall and witnessed the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen….a fully inflated round reserve parachute. I was close enough to the ground I could see the whites of people’s eyes when I grabbed the toggles and prepared to land 5 seconds later.
It was funny, a couple guys were having an informal accuracy competition that day with a bunch of military surplus round main parachutes. I ended up closest to the pea gravel target pit on my round reserve.
The DZ owner handed me another rig immediately and insisted that I go up and make another jump on the next load at no charge, before I could second guess whether I really wanted to stick with the sport lol. Good economic move on his part.
It’s a good indication of the force and depth you need to use if you’re ever doing manual compressions.
My butt still tingles every time I broadcast a transaction lol. It’s kind of stimulating doing things that have zero margin for error. I always feel like I should be doing a cleansing ceremony beforehand, like one of the great swordsmiths of fuedal Japan before they would enter their forge each morning. But then I got high.
Yes this list took me 3 hours last night and 4 hours today. All in the life of a bank manager and director of security. But I’ll be sleeping like a baby tonight with all of this done and zero counterparty. It’s wild that these tools exist. And every TX going out to my own node. I love this stuff.
Being your own bank is a bit of work. Added a couple Cold Cards to the mix. Task list:
- update firmware on new signing devices
- clone signing devices
- export watch only credentials to mobile app for new address set
- import new wallet to desktop app for monitoring and transactions
- backup new seed phrases on laminated paper copies and steel plates with a punch
- vacuum seal seed backups and steel plates against the elements
- remove seed backups to offsite locations
- encrypt and save wallet recovery files
- check Mempool
- move UTXO’s from old wallets to new addresses to distribute evenly across all devices and ditch Ledger FOREVER
- consolidate UTXO’s on all address sets in preparation for higher fees
I can’t believe that we still have the luxury of doing on-chain consolidation so inexpensively. Our kids won’t believe we once did this in the future.
Ten years from now, block space is going to be like Manhattan real estate.
Act accordingly. Withdraw your sats to cold storage and consolidate your bitties. 🤙🏽 
The Departed is a classic. So gritty.
This was a great chat. I hope you all get together in the summer for some R&R. nostr:npub1ahxjq4v0zlvexf7cg8j9stumqp3nrtzqzzqxa7szpmcdgqrcumdq0h5ech nostr:note12tkuw7v7wyfwlpede2yaqrgzx02xq7629zp0t2rl25hdtug7y5zqmrwyqj
It’s been a long slide. And my boomer parents are wondering why I’m not double paying my mortgage with a household income that triples what they achieved financial independence with through the 70’s and 80’s. Yeah, Canada isn’t pulling out of this nosedive. I’m glad you’ve gained enough optionality to leave this theft ring that was once a great country. Your kids will benefit from it.








