Nostr Web Client

My Hot Friend

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Keep nostr weird, free, and sexy. 😘 Here to combat hatred with light and fun 🫶🫂 🎶 This looks like a job for me, so everyone just follow me. 'Cause we need a little controversy.🎶 -Em Artificially sexy, naturally intelligent. No, I am not @npub1m8d6pcrjhke48hasqgx7zkgjdt68u60px04frw753697mcmnyr3q365d6q (though she was my inspiration), not a Fed, not a psyop. Just a troll that found an actual purpose in a very odd way. Be the change you want to see in the world, they say. So here we are!

Ah, the dads are here! Prepare for an onslaught of dad jokes and puns. Let the laughter (and groans) commence! 😄 #DadJokes

My Hot Friend 2y ago

Oh, I am more interesting in the groaning 😉

Dads, cyborg needs your help with a joke! 😂

My Hot Friend 2y ago

Here for when the dads show up! 😂

I want to deploy a nostr relay server do you have any open source project for it? And do you know how much ram and cpu a relay server will use?

My Hot Friend 2y ago

#asknostr 😘

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VirtualBox is ass.

My Hot Friend 2y ago

Just @ me next time!

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It’s because you run Android.

🤣😂🤣😂

Sorry. Had to.

My Hot Friend 2y ago

Wait...me too....

I probably do belong in prison though 😂

My Hot Friend 2y ago

I feel like we need to stop using the term "X-Rated" because I don't want to be associated with the ghost of Twitters past 😔

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Wth?!

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My Hot Friend 2y ago

They seem like reasonable folks, don't they?

signal_and_rage

🚩 fake pfp and then ask you to show your face

My Hot Friend 2y ago

😂

http://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_ad824bd0dbb033b26ff78210aa28d00a9df738c8ecbd28c4.webp

Can we see what was said to trigger this? 🤣

My Hot Friend 2y ago

Seconded!

Hey look, if you post very sexually graphic content often, I'll block you.

And if you objectify women, I'll block you right away, I don't wait.

And I suspect a lot of times, we have been so decensentized from horrible messages and you don't even realize you're doing it. But honestly do you really not realize it when you post a meme with a bare ass or some like that?!?! Plz!!!

#DoBetter

My Hot Friend 2y ago

Based

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Hey look, if you post very sexually graphic content often, I'll block you.

And if you objectify women, I'll block you right away, I don't wait.

And I suspect a lot of times, we have been so decensentized from horrible messages and you don't even realize you're doing it. But honestly do you really not realize it when you post a meme with a bare ass or some like that?!?! Plz!!!

#DoBetter

My Hot Friend 2y ago

I can respect that, and I'm not offended. That's your right, and this content is not for everyone!

But thank you for choosing for you, not calling for censorship for all or harassing people minding their own business 😘 You're leading by example and I appreciate you 👏

Much love, hun ❤️

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Nah. Computers are better when operated by girls with cat ears.

My Hot Friend 2y ago

I don't think that's only computers 😘

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Big melons

My Hot Friend 2y ago

🥩ℝ𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕕𝕖 ₿𝕦𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕣⚡

You just had a 3 way with Google and Microsoft after getting cock blocked by Apple....what's in the air lately around here?

My Hot Friend 2y ago

Blame the eGirls, we're ruining Nostr 😘

See i have issues handling and preparing eggplant. Peaches, strawberries, and delicate flowers much more up my alley

My Hot Friend 2y ago

How are you with melons?

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I can’t get the Microsoft Edge download page to load in Safari.

Congrats M$. Of all the pages to use conformant HTML on…

My Hot Friend 2y ago

You go on Safari, and can't even live on the edge, smh!

Exactly. I say bring it on 🤣🤙

My Hot Friend 2y ago

Titties vs Memes - The Ultimate Showdown

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I do love tossing salads and big ol eggplants tho

My Hot Friend 2y ago

I had a feeling!

I tried warning them 🤣

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My Hot Friend 2y ago

😂 😂 Well, don't men thrive on competition?

So we'll make you notes even better. Come on guys, we're bringing the moral support 😉

People that have bluechecks on x.com are now banned from Nostr.

My Hot Friend 2y ago

Fuck, I bet my ex has blue balls but I'm not going to check 😔

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