I will have dinner with you.
literally the only Christmas present I want is early access to my trust fund because I feel great about every other area of my life and I want to take care of the people I love.
no seriously what the fuck is up with Peruvians not paying their employees but somehow coming up with enough money to pay the police their "taxes" right as their businesses are about to be dismantled?
Latinos fucking over employees like that is both wage theft and slave labor. businesses that do this need to be SHUT DOWN IF THEY DON'T PAY UP.
wouldn't it be so fucking crazy if the guy everyone thought was like soooooo committed to social justice turned out to be a fucking fraud.
it's all just territorial pissings, isn't it?
I honestly do not have a problem with Peruvians and I do love the culture and cuisine but this will be the last time a Peruvian fucks me or anyone I care about over.
the state of New York is dying to revive its failing financial sector. the finance bros all love me for my vision of a new financial system. they know that it is going to be a multi billion dollar endeavor. the funding for this has been so secured since day one that everyone either wants me dead or wants to teach me a lesson.
how in the actual fuck did this random woman end up having the biggest bag in history simply offered to her in order to see her dreams through to the end? cash.
so if I don't survive this then you all know why, and it will be my greatest regret that people will not get to see a woman become a major leader of the free world through her own efforts; and, of course, with the support and hard work of hundreds, maybe thousands of good people who make shit happen on a daily basis.
all Daddy Warbucks wants is to see me happy, to know that I've grown to reach my fullest potential, and to see that I have put all of his hard earned, lifelong achievements of assets to good use in something that truly does change the game and revolutionize an industry that badly needs it.
I am going to do that now. it will absolutely change the world for the better and will solve many problems that people face in reconciling the old monetary system with the new. I am the luckiest person ever for having the support of the greatest people in the world rn. I could not even approach this subject rationally without them.
something very very big is coming soon 🧡
min/max was a whole psyop to see if potential "terrorists" could be seduced back to patriotism or some shit like that. he is what would be called a "foil" in Shakespearean literature. he is your foil except he looks like the version of you that you wished to remain until things got very bad and sticky. his wife is pretty and avoiding the back rooms of clubs again so hopefully he's happy and we can all move on from this knowing that I own him and you now.
and he is not to blame for this. the problem is that it is not enough and I still want my birthday present.
I will not give up my baby if I am pregnant. get over it.
can somebody tell Kushner & Co that they will not stand in the way of me "cutting my own path"? thanks.
I get why everyone is freaked out but it is pretty wrong that not rich people are looking at time for lying to the LITERAL FBI like fucking idiots and these diddlers are not...yet.
in what world does public status get to clog the judicial pipelines indefinitely?
the crazy thing is that he seemed more stunned that I did not pay attention when one of his someone else's was basically screaming for attention hoping I'd get jealous. why would I get jealous when there are like 5000 men hoping to hear their name called into the Sex With Me lottery?
I have lots of fans, apparently, and it's low key disturbing for even the Swifties. he wasn't a second choice because I didn't know I had all these options. and that's the problem: it was always just a Betting On Pussy racket. I'm not entirely sure how many forms of Nonviolent Diplomacy aka Birthday Presents are going to solve this, but I still do want my money and I do not want the strings or conditions.
I'm hearing whispers from the secret courts that this is being ruled in my favor, so start signing over some of your assets, fellas.
he said "not while you're fucking someone else" but he was fucking someone else. more than one. so I stopped fucking my someone elses and he did not.
y'all are too satisfied fucking doppelgängers who keep your secrets better
remember who dunked on your ass for trying to make yourself the defacto Bitcoin guru-king? yeah that was me. you know who realized I was right and that you were trying to discredit anyone who, idk, had a viable and inspirational vision for the future of Bitcoin? everyone.